Chapter 68
— Famous anchor, deceiving the audience! Separation5 only on the surface, an act against the heavens!
After “you boys play games very well~”, Ling Meng once again realized the deficiency of the Mang Kingdom people’s language. For several days in a row, Mang God’s broadcast room was almost dominated by this one line.
The water friends who missed the stream that day, driven by such a heyday of condemnation, quickly went to Station B to catch up on the history and turned around to join the army in the crusade against the unscrupulous anchor.
Ling Meng played dead at first, then found that the mess didn’t pass by and had to come out and explain:
“We really didn’t cheat the audience, I was supposed to be home on vacation…..well, it took a few days for me to get home……
“The unexpected events, nobody wanted it…..the Queen Mother’s mind is very meticulous, I’m good too, ah….what do you mean, separation only on the surface, we weren’t living together either…..
“My home really doesn’t have a camera, didn’t intentionally not turn it on…..we’re not doing something shady, you don’t believe Mang God and don’t believe me, yet I’m such a serious clear stream anchor….Alright, I’m CHUO6! I’m really CHOU! Forgive Daddy!”
— Clear stream anchor, report him.
— Failed to live up to your words, shameful father!
— Just tell me that you’re going to make up for my forced weight loss during this vacation – fill my belly with dog food [forced smile]
At this time, Shan Zhu entered the room with a tray of fruit, catching sight of Ling Meng giving his hurried explanation. Luckily there was no camera, otherwise everyone would have been able to see his head, which was scruffed up into a chicken nest.
Shan Zhu, who didn’t think it was a big deal, sat down next to him and said, “Don’t worry, eat some fruit, explain slowly.”
Ling Meng: ….I really want to cut him into a pattern of mango slices and take a big bite!
“I’m telling you, this guy has been really shameless, in order to curry favor with his mother-in-law (popo – husband’s mother). My ma likes him more than me right now, have you seen this fruit tray? When I was home previously, I used to get at most washed fruit but now this falls just short of carving the fruit into a phoenix for him…..Oh, yes, you can’t see it.’
— Is it popo or zhangmu (wife’s mother) when you speak in your heart?
— Don’t refer to her as the wrong generation, the mama of Daddy is nainai (paternal grandmother).
— My nainai is good with a knife, this (male) phoenix begs for a lifelike (female) phoenix carving! [pretending to see it]
— So does this mean my nainai agreed to the marriage?
— I’m against it!
— Household demons and ghosts, this perfect couple, this is your turn to oppose the ideal couple!
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