Chapter 539: Drunken Truths 5
He was about to say some words of comfort to this little girl; she was his disciple’s mother, after all.
Unexpectedly, her cries suddenly stopped. Her gaze was out of focus like a drunkard’s. She held the pot of wine and sat there mumbling to herself.
The place was too loud for Li Ruoxuan to hear her properly.
After he got a little closer,
He could hear her clearly.
She was saying something.
“Why…why me?”
“Other people…transmigrate…they’re all blessed with money…with cheat codes…why…hic…am I…so unlucky…having three children…and even became labeled as a woman of easy virtue…how freaking unlucky am I…
“Why is it when other people transmigrate…they’re all aristocratic young ladies…heiresses and princesses…but I’m just a…widow… a widow…
“Why is it when other people…transmigrate, they’re all so wealthy…only I have an ominous parentage…I somehow have children…but no one knows who the children’s father is…”
Li Ruoxuan listened in a daze beside her, his mind was full of the keyword “transmigrate”.
He knew that it was not easy to worm facts out of her now that she drank too much.
However, he was itching to ask about that keyword.
Li Ruoxuan pulled her over and forced the little drunkard to look at him.
“Qi Qingyao, what do you mean by ‘transmigrate’?”
The little drunkard did not seem to realize that she was sitting on Li Ruoxuan’s lap. She held the pot of wine with a weird giggle and stared at him with unfocused eyes. She could not see who was in front of her either, so she said naively with a drunken face.
“Take a guess…hehe…”
“I can’t guess it, so tell me. Transmigrate, what does it mean?”
“I’ll tell you, but don’t tell anyone~~~~~~~”
“Agreed!”
Seeing that the other person had agreed, the little drunkard got up from the man’s lap. Holding the pot of wine in one hand, she crawled up with her wobbly body and leaned into his ear like a snake. She tilted her head and said with a silly smile, “Transmigrate means that…I wasn’t originally from here…I traveled across time and space…and came here… Got…it…?”
Li Ruoxuan felt as if something had struck his brain and body, making him frozen in place.
Transmigrate…
Rebirth??
Possession?
Resurrection?
Various terms crossed his mind.
In the end, it converged to an important problem.
She was not the same person.
The little drunkard did not know she had unintentionally disclosed a terrifying reality. She even put her arms around Li Ruoxuan’s neck, and began drunkenly complaining to him like they were buddies.
“Tell me! Why me! Why am I so unlucky!
“Did I offend some gods?
“But I have clearly worshiped the Koi God before…
“It’s fine that I have children…it’s also fine that I don’t know the children’s father…
“But as a transmigrator, I don’t even have the pride of a transmigrator!”
“Usually anyone else would know who the male lead is within three days after transmigration. I’ve transmigrated for so long, but I haven’t seen the shadow of the male lead!!
“Tell me, why on earth…
“Why…
“Other people who transmigrated are all kinds of awesome, but I’m the only one…like a puppet, always at the mercy of others!”
“If I’m not pretending to be this guy’s maid, I’m pretending to be that guy’s maid!!”
“When other people transmigrate, they have all kinds of cheat codes and awesome auras. They’d be at the levels of the world’s gods no matter what happened to them yet I…if I’m the female lead of a novel…if this is a novel about immortality cultivation, then I’m the kind of talentless person who can’t even cultivate! If this is a novel about romance in an ancient household or palace, then I’m already off the map! If this is an ordinary romance novel, I only have children but no male lead! If this is a novel about females being better than males, obviously the Empress is the main character, but I’m just a f*cking supporting character…I’m a puppet…boohoo…”
As she kept on talking, the little drunkard slumped onto Li Ruoxuan’s shoulder and cried loudly again.
All her complaints just now sounded somehow cute due to her drunkenness.
All her words went into Li Ruoxuan’s ears.
He went numb and was unable to move.
He could only try to quickly digest her drunken words with a blank expression.