Chapter 842: My Sister Can’t Be So Noob

Editor: Henyee Translations

Feng Jue had originally intended to enter the Grass-Raising Internet Cafe with Gu Yang, not to disturb her, but to stay nearby and watch over her.

However, upon realizing the identity of the cafe’s owner, he chuckled and turned back to his car.

Even Gu Jin was constantly annoyed. If those people showed up, he would really thank them!

Why was it so hard for him to have his sister’s love all to himself?

Sitting in the car with his chin propped on his hand, Feng Jue stared at the “Grass-Raising Internet Cafe” sign with a hint of resentment.

Haha. Gu Jin had his Jin Yang Pavilion, and now this internet cafe shared a similar connection to Gu Yang!

Inside the Grass-Raising Internet Cafe, Gu Yang was getting the hang of the game’s basic operations.

Yan Xi suggested, “Why don’t we team up and play 2v2?”

Feeling confident after learning the ropes, Gu Yang replied, “Alright, let’s do it. I’ll carry you to victory!”

Yan Xi: “Yes, yes!”

As the game began, either Gu Yang or Yan Xi would promptly meet their demise, their death notifications echoing one after another.

Gu Yang was bewildered, unsure of what was happening.

Yan Xi, equally puzzled, exchanged a glance with Gu Yang, both at a loss for words.

Meanwhile, the opposing team seemed to revel in their advantage, taking the opportunity to send mocking messages.

Unconstitutional: [Hahaha, I’m dying of laughter. I’ve seen noobs, but never such epic noobs!]

Whale Explosion: [You two should just 1v1 each other. Noobs dueling, haha!]

Unconstitutional: [This is the easiest game I’ve ever played. I’ll show my fans this hilarious rookie performance.]

Whale Explosion: [I can’t stop laughing. Who even plays Flower Fairy in this day and age? Is this character only good for cosplay?]

Unconstitutional: [That’s right, that’s right. Unless you have luck like Wuyang, don’t play Flower Fairy.]

Gu Yang was so focused on Flower Fairy that she didn’t notice her opponent’s ID name.

Now that she looked at the screen full of ridicule and the IDs that kept appearing, she realized that it was a little familiar.

This game could only use voice chat with teammates and could only communicate with words with the opponent.

Gu Yang typed: [Gu Pei?]

She had just registered her game account, cycling through several ID names only to find they were already taken, including variations of her own name.

In the end, Gu Yang settled for simply using “Yang” and repeated it six times until the space was filled.

Whale Explosion: [Are you my fan?]

Both Gu Pei and Qin Xian were popular gaming streamers with large fan bases.

Many fans knew that Gu Pei was Gu Yang’s younger brother and were familiar with his real name.

[Yes, I’m your sister]

Whale Explosion: [No way, my sister can’t be that bad at the game!]

Gu Yang: “…”

Well, Big Shot Sister certainly wasn’t that bad.

Whale Explosion: [Don’t think you can pretend to be my sister just because you know my real name.]

Yang*6: [Another sister, Gu Yang]

Whale Explosion: [Haha, my sister doesn’t even play games! Just having “Yang” in your ID doesn’t mean you can pretend to be her.]

Gu Yang: “…”

Yan Xi: [She really is Gu Yang.]

Unconstitutional: [How dare you pretend to be my brother’s sister? You’re asking for trouble! Brother Pei, let’s kill them a few times before we push for the God Tower!]

Whale Explosion: [Sure!]

Yan Xi nervously maneuvered her character to dodge. “Damn, damn, I’m about to die! Ahh, I’m dying!”

Gu Yang was also on the brink of death, frantically pressing buttons.

But just as her HP was about to hit zero, Flower Fairy’s special effect suddenly turned golden. Even the HP bar above her head gleamed gold, instantly refilling.

Gu Yang was astonished. “What just happened?”

Yan Xi was equally stunned. “I’ve never seen Flower Fairy do that before, and I’ve never played her.”

Meanwhile, Gu Pei and Qin Xian continued their relentless assault on Flower Fairy.

But the golden health bar didn’t budge.

“My health isn’t dropping at all…” Yan Xi exclaimed, suddenly enlightened and thrilled. “Damn, Gu Yang, you did it! You triggered Flower Fairy’s luck bonus!”