Byung-hoon gathered our team together. I mean, there were only 5 of us, but still.

“Does the Giant Blue live somewhere deep?” Junho asked.

“The river isn’t that deep,” Byung-hoon replied. It really wasn’t. I’d say it came up to our necks. Some places were more shallow than that.

“Oh. How big is the fish?” Junho asked.

“About the size of your thigh,” Byung-hoon answered. Junho looked down at his thighs. They were muscular due to him working out regularly. In other words, they were huge. And if they were that big, they won’t be that easy to catch.

“Alright, now, we need a plan. Miyeon and Sian…wait, Sian, you know how to swim, right?”

“Of course,” I nodded. I even caught a baby shark, remember? Ji-chun had been really good as well. Especially considering how he’d been whining that he can’t. I suddenly missed that guy.

“And you, Minwoo, you can swim, right?”

“No, I can’t,” Minwoo replied, shaking his head. Sheesh. What exactly can he do? He really did just get by on looks alone, didn’t he? At least, he’s good looking – to other people, that is. I didn’t find his feminine features attractive at all and I’m still wondering why girls like him at all.

“Then Minwoo and Miyeon, you guys will ride a boat and go fishing.”

“What?”

That was me. Did Byung-hoon really just tell Minwoo and Miyeon to stay together on a boat? By themselves? No way. Minwoo is the world’s biggest pervert! Those two being together with no supervision? Absolutely not!

“No way.”

“Why?”

“I…”

I couldn’t come up with a good reason.

“Those two can fish on the boat while the rest of us can swim and catch with harpoons.”

“Okay.”

There was nothing I could do. We headed for the shallowest part of the river. Oh, of course, we changed beforehand. But was Miyeon only wearing panties? All the men were staring. So was I, actually…

“Hey, you. I mean, Miyeon.”

“Yeah?” Miyeon asked. She smiled, doing her best to act all cute and pretty. Let me remind you again that she’s a lesbian. A lesbian who confessed to liking me…

“What are you wearing?” I said, staring at her panties. They were just regular underwear, but they looked incredibly sexy on her. They were pink. This was too much!

“What’s wrong with my clothes?”

“It’s too revealing. You’re just wearing underwear!”

“It’s not underwear. It’s a bathing suit,” Miyeon said firmly. She also started to stick her butt out a little towards me…ugh…

“Go and change,” I said, unable to tear my eyes away from her butt. It was so perfect looking, I couldn’t.

“No.”

“….”

I looked around. All the men were staring at Miyeon’s butt. These perverts. I especially didn’t like the look on Minwoo’s face. Judging by that look, he was definitely going to try something later. It made me want to claw his eyes out.

“Sian, isn’t my butt pretty?” Miyeon said, wiggling her butt at me. I just…yeah…

“At least wear this,” I said, taking my cover-up off and handing it to her, but Miyeon just pouted.

“Hmph. I wanted to show off my hips.”

“No. Cover it up.”

I covered her butt with my shirt. Unfortunately, all it did was emphasize her thighs even more, which were beautifully fair and toned.

‘Shit…kill me now…’

Once again, it was the battle of my instinct and morality. I’m going crazy here.

“Hey, Sian~”

“Yes?”

“Your boobs are huge.”

“….”

Actually, now that I’m looking at them, they are big. In removing my cover-up, I was left only with a T-shirt. It was doing a good job of showing off my own curves. The kind that men really liked.

“No way…”

I looked around. This time, all the men were staring at my chest.

“Bastards,” I spat out.

***

I was now in the water, ready to go hunting for fish. The water came up to my thighs.

“The water looks so muddy.”

It was so muddy that I couldn’t see inside. How are we supposed to hunt for anything in here? I held up a flashlight and it somewhat helped. In fact, I saw something caught under my foot.

“What is that?”

I aimed my flashlight at the water, and I could see the head. I knew exactly what it was. It was the Giant Blue.

“Whoa.”

I didn’t expect to find one this quickly, but why wasn’t the fish swimming away from me? Is he making fun of me? Yes, he was. As I watched, the fish smirked at me, tapped me on the foot, and then swam away. The fish was incredibly fast, but I was faster and pulled the harpoon trigger.

Twang!

The harpoon flew forward and…did not get the Giant Blue. The little brat got away.

“Whoa.”

Impressive. To think he was able to escape my clutches, but he must’ve been suicidal because he started to approach me again. Clearly, he wasn’t taking me seriously. He swam behind me then came under my legs. Then all of a sudden, he jumped up and flapped its tail in front of my face before falling into the water again. Then, he started to circle me.

“This guy is crazy.”

I aimed again and he stared at me. Then yet again, he sped up and started to tease me. He was clearly saying ‘Catch me if you can.’ He started to swim towards me again and I aimed for his face. After that, I pulled the trigger.

Twang!

The harpoon flew into the water, but the fish got away again. Then it swam towards me again, right between my legs. Well, at least he tried to. This time, he didn’t get through as I quickly clamped my legs on him. Shocked, the little guy started to wiggle around, but it was too late. I immediately began to punch at it.

Splash! Splash! Splash! Splash!

After exactly four hits, it passed out. I curled my fingers into its gills and pulled the fish out of the water.

Splash!

“Wow.”

It was huge. It really was the size of Junho’s thighs. I’ve never seen a fish this big before. Anyways, as soon as I pulled the fish out, the VJs hurried over to me. And so did the rest of my team members. I hoisted the fish onto my shoulder and climbed out of the river. I tossed the fish onto the bank. Sheesh, this fish.

“Wow! Sian! Amazing!” Byung-hoon cried out, running over to me. First, he was shocked by the size of the fish, and second, he was also shocked by the fact that I had caught a fish of that size. The producer was shocked as well. It hasn’t even been that long since we started the task.

“Sian, how did you catch it?”

“Well, you know,” I said with a shrug. Yeah, no need to go into full details.

“Let’s try to catch another one. We’ll send the other team packing for good.”

“Yes, Sir!” everyone shouted. We then went back to look for more fish.

***

Splash!

I climbed out of the river. I was holding something again, but not a Giant Blue this time. This one was long and wouldn’t stop wiggling.

“What is this?”

It was a snake.

“A snake?”

This was my first time seeing a snake and I thought it was rather cool. But then, the snake started to wrap itself around my throat.

“Huh?”

Soon, the snake had himself wrapped around my whole body and began to squeeze. In response, I flicked its head.

Thwack!

The snake died in an instant, a lump forming on its head.

“Brat.”

I wanted to show off the snake, so I looked around. My eyes landed on Minwoo and Miyeon on the fishing boat. Miyeon was still in her underwear-like bathing suit and Minwoo was right behind her with his arms around her. Just looking at them together made my blood boil. Sure, he could just be showing her how to fish, but the image didn’t look that innocent. With that, I took the dead snake and threw it at them.

Whoosh!

The snake flew and landed in their boat. The two screamed.

“Kyaaah!”

“Aah!”

“Ah!”

Splash! Splash! Splash!

First, the VJ fell out of the boat, then Miyeon, then finally Minwoo. I calmly swam over to them.

“Hey, Miyeon.”

“Oh my god!” Miyeon exclaimed in shock when she saw me. I immediately put my arms around her.

“It’s me. Sian.”

“Sniff…Sian!”

Miyeon pressed herself closer to me, planting her chest against mine. Wow…it was amazing.

“Are you okay?”

“No. Something suddenly flew on to the boat…it was a snake! I was so shocked!”

And as she spoke, Miyeon pressed herself even closer. I smirked.

‘No, Sian.’

My morality began to speak and I tried to control myself. Right now, my hand was just right above Miyeon’s butt. My conscience was preventing me from bringing my hand down further. Once again, my morality and instincts were fighting each other. Ugh, this sucked.

‘I’m losing my mind here…’

We were in the water, so even if I touched Miyeon’s butt, no one would know. Well, Miyeon would know. But she’d probably like it anyway. She likes me, doesn’t she? But…but that wouldn’t be fair. I may mentally be a man, but my body was that of a woman. I can’t allow myself to be lesbian. If any word got out, it could backfire on my group. I really wanted to, but…just one touch…? After thinking hard about it, I shook my head. If I touch her butt, I’ll want to touch her chest and if I touch her chest, I’ll want to kiss her. And if I kiss her, I’ll want to lay her down and if I lay her down…and I don’t even have…that. So it’s not like I can even do anything.

‘Ugh!’

Once again, my head won out as I pushed Miyeon away from me.

“Miyeon, watch out for him,” I said.

“Who?’

“Him. Minwoo.”

“Why?”

“He’s a perv.”

“Really? But he’s so nice. He’s teaching me how to fish. He’s a good teacher,” Miyeon said.

“Didn’t you notice him rubbing himself against you?”

“Uh…”

“He did, didn’t he?”

“Well, it’s just that, he happened to sit behind me to show me how to fish…I didn’t feel him doing anything behind me.”

“I saw the look in his eyes. He was doing it.”

“Really?”

Even now, she was still trying to act cute.

“Yeah, so be careful.”

“Okay. If he’s like that, then I’ll believe you.”

“Okay.”

I stared at Miyeon again. Maybe it was because she was all wet now, but she looked even sexier. To think I can’t have this.

‘Sigh…’

I sighed on the inside. At the very least, I can say that I’m friends with Miyeon because I’m a girl. Since Miyeon is a lesbian, she doesn’t even look at guys. But just then, Minwoo came towards us, trudging the water.

“Miyeon, are you okay?”

“Can’t you tell?” I said.

“I didn’t ask you,” Minwoo snapped at me. So, I sent my foot flying.

Pow!

“Ah!”

Yeah, it was underwater, but my foot was fast.