Chapter 23: I Should Break This Damn Mirror
Translator: Night Fury
“The Yata Mirror…” I wasn’t unfamiliar to that name. After all, I had seen it in so many literature works.

There were three magic weapons in Japanese myth, the Yata Mirror, the Yasakani Magatama, and the Marakumo Sword.

In today’s era of information explosion, those ancient legends were added into all kinds of literary outputs, making people remember their existence again.

However, I hadn’t uttered the three words ‘The Yata Mirror’ just now because I had seen those literature. Instead, I had let that name slip out of my mouth because it had suggested itself in my mind.

Was it because of the memories of my previous life again? Since that was the memory I had never known of, it should only from my previous life.

I shook my head, trying to dispel the muddleheaded feeling.

No matter what had happened to me in my previous life, I was still me. I shouldn’t lose myself here.

“The pattern on the back is Yatagarasu. Although the power of this magic weapon has already been cut ninety percentage off, but it really is the Yata Mirror. I never realized you would know about it.”

“Only by listening to the legends. There are so many books talking about it too… But I thought that the Yata Mirror has been put in the Ise Grand Shrine.”

“That lame mirror in the Ise Grand Shrine is just a copy. No, I can’t even call it a copy. It is the imitation of the copy.”

“Eh…”

“Right now, the Imperial House of Japan only possesses one of the three magic weapons which have been passed down from the ancient times, and that is the Yasakani Magatama. It has always been placed in the imperial residence where no outsiders can visit. But I have heard from a reliable source that it was stolen by someone not long ago and hasn’t been found yet. Ha, the Imperial House deserves it!”

“Being stolen?” Come on, who was so bold to steal the magic weapon in the imperial residence… Wait, Yasakani Magatama, magatama… wasn’t it the one that I had presented to Lian Bing?

“Really? It looks like you really are connected to the Three Magic Weapons! Hey!” Damn it! She had known about my thought again!

“Puff! Jun Jun… you… ha ha ha ha! Look at the expression on your face that says ‘I am so doomed.’ Do you really have to be that scared? Relax, I have no interest in the Three Magic Weapons. The organization doesn’t restrain one’s freedom. I won’t tell anyone at random. Also, I’m happy to see those idiots in the organization being anxious about this… However, it’ll be very hard for you to collect all the three magic weapons.”

“Huh? Why?”

“Because someone else has already owned the Murakumo Sword. Don’t ask me who that is. You have no interest in it anyway. And if you really are connected to the Three Magic Weapons, you’ll eventually have it in any case, right?”

“… I never thought that you would know me so well…” Since you had already said those words, what else could I say?

After all, I did have no interests in the Three Magic Weapons.

“Gosh, we have already been so intimate with each other after all~ I am well aware of what kind of person you are, Jun Jun. To be honest, I kind of like you! Do you want to be my lover? How does that sound? I won’t mistreat you, dear~”

“Hmm, fine. As long as you can persuade my girlfriend and my sisters, I won’t have any opinion about that.”

“Eh, I’ll pass that, I’m too old to fight for a man’s favor with the young girls. Let’s just meet in the dreams afterwards, ho ho ho~” Alas, the look on her face was saying ‘I have found a new sex partner~’ This ruffian!

So you did know that you are not young anymore. Then why had you denied that when I had called you old?

“This kind of thing can only be admitted by myself. But others shall never say it out. Understand now? Jun Jun?” Having approached me spontaneously, Principal Nana hugged me from the behind and started to harass me again. I shook my body and tried to get rid of her. However, her arms and legs were clinging to me like the feet of the octopus… Hey, stop reaching your hands into my clothes.

She was so… heavy! You heavy old ruffian! Get off me now! That was enough!

“What? Did you just call me heavy? Me? Heavy? That is so ridiculous! That’s just the weight of my boobs and my butt! I am no that fat!”

“Aren’t your boobs and your butt parts of your body? Why don’t you just chop them off!”

“Wow! I don’t know that you would have such a special taste… But Enchanting Demon like us all have strong regenerative abilities, not to mention we are still in your consciousness ocean now. If you really want to enjoy the SM play, I am more than willing to do that. Ho ho ho~”

“The hell I’ll enjoy that! Get away from me!”

She really was the most troublesome person I had even seen. Not only was she as cunning as a fox, she was also the cheekiest person I knew. I wondered if the giant in the Attack on Titan would be able to break the wall of her shame.

This troublemaker really was a pain in the neck… Why would Miss Yang’s mother be like this… “It’s none of your business, I’m gonna bite you now!”

“Shit! Are you a dog?!” After we had intertwined with each other for a while, I really flew into a rage. Then I marked down another tally on her leg. Only after that did she leave my body with satisfaction… This ruffian was like a leech, a parasite… Wait, how many vital essences had she sucked from me?

Maybe I would really be drained by her… When I woke up, I might find myself being all skins and bones. Would the things which had happened in my dream become reality?

“Come on, I wasn’t absorbing your vital essence just now! Those few vital essence of yours are not enough to fill in the slit between my teeth.”

“…” That sounded so annoying. I only felt that I had been disdained.

Anyway, I would just pass that. I couldn’t bear being bothered by her anymore.

What’s more, although this was not the reality, I still felt guilty having sex with another woman behind Lian Bing, especially that this ruffian was Miss Yang’s mother… Oh my, was I able to look into Lili’s eyes when I woke up?

Then Principal Nana stroked my back while comforting me,

“Don’t worry, don’t worry~ I’ll only be like this when I am with you alone in your dream. When you wake up, even if you want to be close to me, I won’t even bother talking to you~ So, Jun Jun, don’t you wanna treasure the time when we are together?”

“No way.”

“Eh, you conscienceless boy! I have given you everything. What about you? Throwing me away after you had your own pleasure… Ah~ my life is so miserable~ Not only is my last husband an unfaithful man, my new lover is also a ruthless bastard who regards me like his sex toy. Oh my my my! What have I done to deserve this!” It was more like I had been treated like her sex toy, all right?

“Principal, I just want to say, you are a poisonous woman!”

“Poisonous~ I have been drugged the love poison~ So I have to be heartless!”

“Hah… Principal, stop making jokes. Let’s just get things over with and leave this place, OK?…” I bet Yu Hui and Lili must be so anxious waiting out there. I didn’t know how long it had been at the outside… Principal Nana suddenly put on a serious look while holding my hands in front of her chest to let me feel her heart beat, saying, “Just call me Nana here, Ok? You can call me principal when we come out… But right here, I want you to call my name.”

Was this… acting?

Although Principal Nana was subjected to changeable moods, I still had a hunch that she meant for what she had said this time.

No… I didn’t care if she had been serious or not.

The only thing I needed to do was agreeing to her.

“I see… Nana.”

After she had heard of that, she showed a slight smile on her face as if she was cherishing some kind of memory. Suddenly, I had a feeling that maybe only this smile of her was a real one.

However, that smile changed into a mischievous one, which totally exposed her despicable character.

“Ha ha, are we hookup buddies now?”

“I don’t think so… We are not in the reality, nor did we make any appointments. I could only call us spiritually connecting.”

“That makes sense. So we are like mother-in-law committing adultery with son-in-law?”

“Go to hell! You pervert!”

“Ah ha ha ha~ Jun Jun got angry~” This woman was the No. one psycho of all the people I had ever seen! Her mental disease was even more serious than those bald guys in Huge Mountain asylum!

“I am not sick! But you are! You are the one who has something strange in your brain!”

“That’s right. Why did that magic weapon come into my brain… Ah!” Was this magic weapon the thing which had been thrown to my head in the park?

Hearing my shocking scream, Principal, Nana looked at me and said with her eyebrows raised,

“I see you already having an idea.”

“But why me…” I didn’t feel myself being special at all. So, why would the Yata Mirror come to me…

“The Yata Mirror stands for integrity. Maybe it has seen the righteous character of you. Also, it has also run into the magic ritual by chance. Maybe that’s why it would be stuck in your brain.”

“Magic ritual…” She was talking about the huge magic weapon whose radius was around three meters.

Was this only an elementary Enchanting Magic Ritual?

“It was an elementary one at first. But the Yata Mirror has increased its power… No, the mirror has strengthened its holder, aka this magic ritual, in order to stay steadily in your brain. To be more specific…” After that, Nana babbled lots of things which I was not able to understand completely.

All in all, my human body was not able to accommodate a magic weapon like the Yata Mirror. However, since I had encountered the magic ritual by accident, the mirror had absorbed the magic ritual into my brain as its bracket.

However, the mirror was still in an unstable state. After all, this magic ritual was only an elementary one. In other words, the ‘mirror bracket’ was too small to support the Yata Mirror.

After that, when I had called out Lili’s name, this mirror had employed its power secretly, which made the contract which should have been impossible to be signed be completed. Also, at that time, the Yata Mirror had absorbed half of Lili’s vital essence. And finally, the mirror had managed to settle in my brain.

Afterwards, the reason why I had had those evil thoughts was because… “Now that this enchanting magic ritual has been upgraded three levels and turned into a large magic ritual. Therefore, your spirit has been shaken.” Like what Nana had said, that elementary Enchanting magic ritual hadn’t been elementary anymore. So even if my spiritual power had been strengthened, I was still not able to resist it.

Meanwhile, the function of the enchanting magic ritual was attracting other females and triggering my own desire. I heard it had the same effect like the afrodyn… Ah-hem… Now I was nearly one hundred percent sure that this magic ritual was the main reason for my evil thoughts.

“I never expected that I would find the Yata Mirror in your body. Before, I have thought that some strange power was awaken in your body. Now it turns out that it’s all the effect of the magic weapon… I heard from the legend that it could bring auspicious things, reflect human’s will, expose a demon’s nature and predict the fortune… Does this remind you of your own ability?” Reflecting human’s will meant that I could judge human’s emotion from the colors of the titles above their head. Exposing a demon’s nature referred to seeing the demon’s true name. But I hadn’t felt myself being able to predict the fortune… Ah, was the dream I had had this morning a fortune telling dream?

But bringing… auspicious things?

Auspicious things!

Huhhhhhh?!

What the hell had it brought to me!!!

I should just break this damn mirror!