Chapter 1: My girlfriend picked me up when I was discharged from hospital.
Translator: Night Fury

Proofread by DragonRider

Lian Bing said she had been waiting impatiently for this day.

And ‘this day’ was the day I left hospital.

Now I recalled that Lian Bing had been muttering something like “X days left…” even half a month ago. I didn’t quite get it back then.

I left the hospital much earlier than as expected. Doctors had said that I should stay in hospital for at least three months, yet I recovered quite well in just a bit over a month.

Therefore, I just casually picked a date and left the hospital in secret without telling anyone.

Then how did Lian Bing know that I would leave hospital earlier?

When asked about it, she gave me an answer both reasonable and unexpected, “Xue Li told me.”

All right then. The almighty Xue Li just knew everything.

I glanced back when I walked out of the hospital with Lian Bing. It was strange that attachment grew in my heart.

“But, honestly, given the chance, I’d very much like to live here forever…”

“Em? So eager to stay with the pretty nurses in hospital? Then you deserve some good punishment!” (Lian Bing)

“Er…I…didn’t mean that…”

My face was pulled long and wide that even some saliva flowed out.

Truth was, some of it even dropped to her fingers. But she simply didn’t mind and even put the finger with the saliva on into her mouth, and sucked!

Had I been the previous me, I would have been overtaken by embarrassment for that.

But now I was a different man who was immune to such behaviors.

You wanna know why? Because Lian Bing had been taking care of me as my girlfriend for my staying in hospital. She was even more considerate than nurses. She fed me, helped me get changed, and even helped me to toilet…I simply couldn’t refuse her domineering kindness.

So basically, she had seen every inch of me…

So embarrassing…

That was a lie.

In a nutshell, our relationship went a step further during my stay in hospital.

Every time when she helped to clean my back, I had the feeling that this wasn’t supposed to be done by a ‘girlfriend’ but a ‘wife’.

Besides, she was a lady born with a silver spoon in her mouth but was still willing to look after me like this, which greatly improved my previous impression on her.

“What? Why the strange look? Are you thinking about something saucy?”

“Strange look? It’s actually a look of gratitude. Emm… I mean, thanks so much for taking care of me.”

Last time when I was injured, Lian Bing had been ordered by Xue Li to look after me. However, this time she just volunteered, did that mean that she grew fonder of me?

Forget it…a girl’s heart was the hardest to fathom.

Lian Bing smiled and held my hand, “My pleasure. I’m willing to do that for my whole life. Will your fondness for me grow if I say so? Hahahahaha.”

“No, not really. My fondness for you has reached the extreme. Miss Lian Bing, is it time that you enter my plot H?”

“Oops! Cheng Jun, are you inviting me to kill you? That’ll be the sweetest GOODENDING for me.”

Er…I almost forgot that Lian Bing had necrophilia because her “title” had remained pink for quite a long time. Now it suddenly occurred to me that she was still the Lian Bing with necrophilia, but more tactful.

So did I actually throw myself into the arms of some female demon that ate people alive without spitting out any bones?

Gosh! I presumed that it would be my hour of doom when I began to think like “It’ll be my greatest pleasure to die in her hands.”

However, I should just say no when I could still manage to resist the deadly temptation from her. I didn’t want to die.

“Forget about it. I wouldn’t feel any pleasure from it. You’re the one getting all of it.”

“How about this? I’ll strangle you after your insertion.”

“Wow!!! How very tempting! But just one orgasm for my life would be a price too high to pay. If possible, I want more.”

By ‘more’, I didn’t mean squeezing my neck!

“Ah! How greedy you are!”

“Men are always like this.”

Speaking of my relationship with Lian Bing, it developed in quite a confusing way. We just skipped the stage of common friends and jumped right into a relationship that I myself couldn’t tell whether it was real.

However, we weren’t that intimate as normal couples who just started dating. Instead, the way we got along was quite like that of a couple that had been married for years.

Well, well, what more could a man ask for with such a girlfriend?

“Luckily, I don’t have to see that poker-faced girl today. Apparently, first hand information is of vital importance.”

“Er…”

Xue Qing had been discharged from the hospital earlier than I did. She had recovered completely in just about five days on getting in hospital! I even doubted whether she was actually human with that marvelous speed of self-healing.

However, Xue Qing had been staying in my ward ever since her hospital discharge. Sometimes she even skipped her class…I bet Teacher Xiaozhen must have been anxious to the point of crying as the three adjacent seats in the corner of the class were all vacant.

Unlike Lian Bing who looked after me with all her heart, Xue Qing just stayed obediently by my side and ignored all burning satire from Lian Bing.

So basically, Lian Bing couldn’t do anything about her.

One more thing, Xue Qing was such a clinging girl. She even stayed for the night and climbed into my bed, lying in my arms…and secretly licking my wounds.

Perhaps that was why my wound healed so quickly. Her regular licks worked wonders.

And this I would never tell Lian Bing, or perhaps she had known it from the very beginning.

During my stay in hospital, Ying Liang and Lan Hua also came to visit me, and they would text me something really sexually harassing every day! I couldn’t even bear to recall the details…so I’d better just put it aside for the moment.

The class head Li Nai, on behalf of the whole class, also came together with Teacher Xiaozhen and brought some gifts for me.

Lili visited four or five times but didn’t stay long. And because of that, Lian Bing took quite a nuanced view of me and said, “I’m surprised that you aren’t a face judger.”

Emmmm…Would she despise me if one day she got to see how Lili really looked?

Thinking of that, I tilted my head to look at Lian Bing, who happened to do the same. And our eyes met in the air.

“Cheng Jun, are you going home?”

“Yep, I have to get these things back home first.”

I wouldn’t be able to go anywhere with all my clothes and toiletries.

Besides, it was Saturday. My sisters, Xin Ran and Ke Ling, would probably come to the hospital this morning. I’d better go home before they set out.

By the way, Lian Bing hadn’t met my sisters because they had to attend classes in daytime and usually came to the hospital after 5pm. While Lian Bing would normally leave at about 4:30 PM. She seemed to understand that it wasn’t quite the time to meet my sisters.

Honestly, her thoughtfulness saved me great trouble.

Well, I would have been proud to introduce my dear sisters to my friends, however, introducing my sisters to my girlfriend? Wow, that was excruciating…and headache inducing.

I didn’t Bi Ran’s attitude toward this. However, Ke Ling was hostile to Lian Bing. I was afraid that they two would quarrel or fight or something, and if Ke Ling inadvertently infuriated her ladyship my girlfriend, who might do something to harm my little sisters. Oh, no, the worst scenario would be they hurting each other.

I just hoped that day would never come.

“Hmm, I was hoping to go on a date with you. Looks like I have to wait for the next time.”

“A date?”

I needed money for a date.

Lian Bing paid all the bills for our last date, and that was quite humiliating for me.

Though I knew Lian Bing wouldn’t mind that, I simply couldn’t bear to let my girlfriend pay for the date. I was a man of responsibility and I shall be the one to pay the bills.

Pity was I didn’t have any. And it would be too embarrassing to ask my parents for the money. It had been a shame for me when I asked them for money to buy birthday gift for Lian Bing. Keeping doing it would be too much.

Then how could I get the money? Finding a part time job? I could skip the night classes with Lili’s signed note. That would be great.

“What’s wrong? Cheng Jun, what’s on your mind?”

“Nothing important. I was just wondering if I should find a part time job. I used all my savings to buy you the birthday gift.”

Lian Bing had been wearing the jade I gave her and she seemed to like it at lot, which made me quite happy and relieved. With the jade on, she wouldn’t be possessed by ghosts. It was an experience I never wanted to have again.

“I’m glad to pay for the date,” Lian Bing smiled. Reaching into her collar, she pulled out the jade from the cleavage and stroked gently at it.

One look at the jade would make you feel its warmth as…it was buried right in between her…

“Hehehe…I’ll be overjoyed if you borrow money from me. And I’ll lend you however much you ask for without any interest.”

“Don’t tempt me. I’m a sucker for temptation.”

Basically, a sucker of any sort of temptation…

“What should I do if I owe you too much than I can repay?”

Damn! I couldn’t get my eyes from her breasts.

“Then I don’t mind you repay with your body.” With that, Lian Bing gave a smile of ridicule and even squeezed out her cleavage deliberately to attract my attention.

What a seductive demon!

I swallowed out of nervousness.

“No…I’d better get a part time job. And just leave everything about next date to me.”

“All right then, I’ll try not to miss you too much. I’ll go home first as I’ve got something else to attend to. Cheng Jun, I’m looking forward to the day when you take me out for a date.”

“I’m so nervous. You just put a lot pressure on me…”

I didn’t know if I could make your ladyship satisfied.

“I’ll be happy to go anywhere with you, Cheng Jun. Emmm…this must be an answer that’ll increase your favorability on me.”

“It is if you keep your last sentence unsaid.” (Cheng Jun)

“But I mean it…” (Lian Bing)

“I see…”

Lian Bing let go of my arm, jumped a step or two then turned back and kissed on my cheek after raising herself on tiptoe. She then waved her hand and said, “See you tomorrow, Chenjun.”

“Uh-huh, see you.”

I had noticed before that Xue Li and Lian Bing’s car had been waiting by the side. So she must have her own plan, yet she still managed to pick me up at the hospital.

I was touched and waved to say goodbye. Xue Li bowed with a smile from the distance to greet me.

Gazing after Lian Bing, I moved on and planned to find a part time job after dropping my package home.

“Who is that…?”

There stood a person beside the wire pole at the corner of the road. After some slight hesitation I still walked over.

She came out from behind the pole, put her hands together and bowed reverently.

“Lord Jun Cheng.”

It was no other than Bai Yuhui.