Chapter 725: The Enemy Has Come Knocking

“Benefactor, this fella seems really cocky.” Reverend Shakya whispered.

“Yes, I can see that.” Lin Fan exchanged in a soft voice with Reverend Shakya. Lin Fan had no idea who he was at all. If not for the fact that those surrounding observers had said it out, he wouldn’t even have known that this guy was called Hong Jingtian.

Right now, everyone was secretly gloating at the sight of Lin Fan being pressed back by Hong Jingtian such that he was unable to reply at all. Seemed like this guy still had some tact left in him to know of how powerful the Raging Desolate Party of Hong Jingtian was.

But something that had them all stunned happened.

Lin Fan cut off the words of Hong Jingtian directly and stepped forth, sending a skyrocketing aura with an imposing voice, “Cut your crap in front of Yours Truly. I’ll see you here at the missions’ public square two days later.”

“Let’s go.”

Lin Fan swept his hands and took the entire Revolutionary Army into his Paradise. He knew that if they were to get into a gang fight with the Raging Desolate Party right here, the Revolutionary Army would definitely lose.

The physical strength of the members of the Raging Desolate Party was for real. Even if they didn’t use any other skills or powers, they would be beasts in a human form. Even with the protective gear of the Revolutionary Army, they wouldn’t be a match for the Raging Desolate Party.

However, after their return, things would be different.

All of a sudden, Lin Fan delved into the light screen and disappeared without a trace.

BOOM!

At this moment, everyone in the public square was going wild.

“What did he just say?! Two days later?! Is he really intent on waging war against the Raging Desolate Party?!”

“Mad! The Revolutionary Army has gone mad! This is the Raging Desolate Party we’re talking about!”

…

Hong Jingtian’s face was grim right now. To think that there would be a party who would dare to challenge the Raging Desolate Party as openly as such. Even those members of the Raging Desolate Party were chuckling out right now.

“HAHA! This Revolutionary Army is simply way too hilarious!”

“Their courage is admirable. Though, we’ll just have to see if they’ve got what it takes to match the talk!”

“But, this is just as well. To think that in the period of rest we’re going to get after suppressing the Sovereign King Heaven Frost, we would even get some entertainment! I wonder how long it has been since we’ve fought with another party.”

“It’s been thirty years. Ever since our Raging Desolate Party took on the seat of the top party in the Guarded Ground, there hasn’t been any other party who had dared to provoke our Raging Desolate Party.”

“That’s right. How time flies.”

…

Entering the Paradise, the members of the Revolutionary Army were entirely dumbstruck by everything before them.

“To think that the Paradise of our party leader would be as such! How grand!”

“That’s right! Look, there’re even living beings! This is a phenomenon that can only occur after one’s Paradise is extremely intricately crafted!

“Compared to the Paradise of the party leader, my Paradise seems abysmally small!”

“Amitabha! Have all of you guys come to receive an Electroconvulsive Therapy?” At this moment, the Thunder Trainer King walked out majestically. Looking at this many living beings before him, he let out a dazzling smile. It had been a long time since he had trained something. The frustration was having him pent up.

“Amitabha, this poor monk here is Reverend Shakya. I wonder what’s your name, Master?” The moment the Thunder Trainer King appeared, Reverend Shakya could sense a strong power of Buddha surging forth.

The moment the Thunder Trainer King caught sight of Reverend Shakya, his eyes sparkled. All this while, he had been craving to learn that Purification skill of Reverend Shakya. If he could learn it, he could go on to the next level and turn into a Reforming Buddha Lord.

Instantly, Reverend Shakya and the Thunder Trainer King looked at one another while chanting out Buddhist sutras and engaging in an in-depth interaction.

…

Lin Fan had already sent out his other two Essence Spirits to conduct their own operations. His main body was leading the masses of the Revolutionary Army.

If he were to complete all of the missions, he should have 10,000,000 Contribution Points.

By then, he would turn rich overnight, and would be able to exchange for anything he wanted to.

Until now, Lin Fan had not checked out on the type of things he could exchange the Contribution Points for within the Guarded Ground. This was causing him to feel extremely excited.

So Near, Yet So Far. Instantly, he crossed thousands of miles.

When Lin Fan let everyone from the Revolutionary Army out of the Paradise, Reverend Shakya heaved a sigh.

“Benefactor, to think that there would exist a being with such a profound knowledge of Buddhism within your Paradise!” Reverend Shakya lamented out. The Thunder Trainer King had Reverend Shakya thoroughly convinced.

“Bald monk, you’ve met with the Thunder Trainer King?!” Lin Fan was stunned. The Thunder Trainer King shouldn’t have trained up Reverend Shakya, right?

“Yes, this poor monk has met him. Our interactions were close to our hearts and I have benefited much from his knowledge. This was especially the case for that lightning carrying mysterious object of his. It was incredible. This poor monk was about to give it a try myself before I was pulled out by you, benefactor.” Reverend Shakya sighed.

“WHEW!” Lin Fan could not help but heave out a sigh of relief. Thankfully he made it in time. Otherwise, this bald monk would be in for a tragedy.

“Alright, here comes out first mission guys. Stay attentive guys, let’s go!” Lin Fan rallied as he rushed down to the small Ancient race base below him.

Everyone from the Revolutionary Army focused their attention. Looking at the ancient race base, their spirits were high strung as they waved the war flag high and shouted.

This was an Earth Tiered Lower Graded mission and it wasn’t difficult at all. There was only a single Divine celestial level 5 Ancient race being within this base. Therefore, it was extremely carefree, without any difficulties at all.

In the blink of an eye, wherever the Revolutionary Army passed, nothing remained alive.

As countless of Ancient race beings were drowned under the mighty assault of the Revolutionary Army, countless of living beings were salvaged with it.

Each time the Revolutionary Army appeared, they would be righteous and proclaiming justice. With that, many living beings in the Ancient Saint World now knew of this powerful party which was the Revolutionary Army.

But for the Ancient race beings, this was a calamity. They did not know where this Revolutionary Army spouted out from. They were like beasts that killed Ancient race beings each time they came across them. In fact, they seemed really hurried about it as they wouldn’t even bother with a single word of nonsense against them.

Burnt to nothing!

Robbed to nothing!

Killed to nothing!

This attack strategy of triple emptiness was completely glorified in the hands of the Revolutionary Army.

Everyone from the Revolutionary Army was extremely excited as well. Since when ha they ever had the chance to experience something like this? They could not have imagined that there would ever come a day which brought them this much happiness.

Back in the Guarded Ground, they were always targets of discrimination for different parties. But, ever since they had joined the Revolutionary Army, they were akin to brave warriors.

And, each time they saved someone, they would be akin to heroes who were revered and praised.

This feeling was simply way too fabulous.

One day later…

The rewards for the members of the Revolutionary Army were bountiful. Lin Fan did not take in any of the riches from the Ancient race beings. He allowed the members of the Revolutionary Army to keep it all for themselves. Therefore, for these members of the Revolutionary Army, this trip out here was simply way too beneficial!

“Benefactor, our speed may be fast, but we’re only done with fifty missions so far!” Reverend Shakya could not remember how many Ancient race beings he had reformed this far as well. But, even with a rough calculation, they shouldn’t be less than hundreds of thousands.

“There’s no hurry. Within this day, we only have to complete another fifty more. I’ve already handed the rest to my Essence Spirits.” Lin Fan replied.

The moment Reverend Shakya heard this, he chuckled out, “Ah, seems like benefactor still has a trick up his sleeves. This poor monk has overthought things.”

“Bald monk, this expression of yours is really sneaky. Is there anything?” Reverend Shakya’s face was a little sad. Lin Fan could tell it with a single glance.

“Benefactor, it’s been such a long time since we’ve been together. As such, feelings have blossomed between us as well. But, look at this poor monk’s chest here. How about you help out this poor monk a little.” Reverend Shakya said.

Initially, Lin Fan thought that Reverend Shakya was long used to it. To think that he would still be keeping this in his mind.

But even then, there was nothing Lin Fan could do at all.

“Bald monk, there’s really nothing I can do. If I had a solution, I would have long released you from it. Or perhaps, you might have to wait till Yours Truly is able to cultivate this skill to its maximum. By then, I may be able to uncover some way to do so.” Lin Fan replied.

“Hais!” Reverend Shakya sighed out, evidently exasperated.

Shing!

Just at this moment, a bright beam of light shot out from the void sinisterly. If not for the fact that Lin Fan’s senses were extraordinarily sharp, he might not have realized it at all.

“Who’s there!” Lin Fan’s face focused up as he sent out the Heavenly Dragon’s Music. A Colossal Dragon of powers surged up and dissipated that light beam.

This guy was unfriendly and extremely suspicious. Just that strike alone had Lin Fan taking notice of it.

“Come out before Yours Truly!” Lin Fan’s face was frosty as he grabbed out towards the void in a claw-like grip. It was as though the entire Heavens were under Lin Fan’s control.

All of a sudden, multiple figures flashed out. With an angry opening of their mouths, a series of dragon roars rang through the Heavens.

The moment Lin Fan saw this, he could not help but chuckle out.

“So, it’s the Colossal Dragon race of the Old Ancient Beasts. Is there anything you guys require?”

Within the void, multiple elderly figures floated there with a malevolent expression, “Hmph! How dare you kill the Tenth Prince of our race and ask us if there’s anything we require?!”

Lin Fan frowned. Seemed like the enemy had come over knocking. However, this was a huge misunderstanding! The Tenth Prince was living his life properly right now!

And not only that, he had even cultivated one of the three godly skills of the Colossal Dragon race, the Ancestor Dragon’s Reincarnation!

But naturally, the credit for all of this belonged to Yours Truly. If not for Yours Truly, would the Tenth Prince be able to learn the Ancestor Dragon’s Reincarnation?

But now that these few Colossal Dragons were here to cause trouble for Lin Fan, weren’t they just seeking death?

With the Dragon Slayer Saber, he was invincible in this world.

Instantly, Lin Fan slung the Dragon Slayer Sabre on his shoulders and looked at the few beings from the Colossal Dragon race, “You guys had better straighten your attitude towards Yours Truly. Otherwise, Yours Truly is going to chop you guys down.”

All of a sudden, the heavens and clouds surged. The Dragon Slayer Saber emanated a tremendous amount of energy as it encompassed the few Colossal Dragons.

In the minds of these few Colossal Dragons, an image appeared.

The rivers and land were stained with the blood of an infinite number of Colossal Dragons.

The entire Heavens and Earth in this place had toppled over as a sharp killing intent was spreading out all over the place.

Looking at the scene, Lin Fan could not help but chuckle out.

The Dragon Slayer Saber was a good item indeed. From this day forth, which Colossal Dragon would still dare to cause any trouble for Yours Truly?

Chapter 726: The Tenth Prince Is Crazy!

There were four elderlies from the Colossal Dragon race here right now.

Dragon Emperor Tao Tian.

Dragon Emperor Ba Tian.

Dragon Emperor Cang Mang.

Dragon Emperor Ju Wang.

Within the Colossal Dragon race, anyone whose cultivation state reached Divine celestial level 8 was allowed to address themselves as a Dragon Emperor. Divine celestial level 9 state beings were Dragon Gods. As for Divine celestial level 10 state beings, they were Ancestor Dragons. However, only those who had truly obtained an Eternal God Seat could be called Ancestor Dragons. Within the Colossal Dragon race, it had been dozens of thousands of years since there was an Eternal God Seat being with the Ancestor Dragon title.

Right now, the faces of the four Dragon Emperors were slightly pale as their foreheads were filled with sweat. The weapon that was slung on this man’s shoulders was giving them an immense pressure. It was a sort of repression that struck straight into their hearts.

“What’s that saber?” Dragon Emperor Tao Tian was around ten feet tall, with eyes as stern as a bull, gleaming with a spark to them. However, at this moment, he was showing a frantic look.

The Dragon Emperor Tao Tian was someone with an unparalleled might, and had conquered over countless beings. To think that this human before him could set his heart palpitating. This was something inconceivable.

“Dragon Slayer Saber.” Lin Fan replied indifferently. He then stroked the snow white blade of the saber. “This saber specializes in slaying Colossal Dragons. Ancestor Dragons, Dragon Gods, Dragon Emperors. Who knows how many Colossal Dragons it has slain.”

“Do you know fear now? Do you know horror now? Do you know shock now?”

Lin Fan smirked as he looked at the four Dragon Emperors before him.

“Benefactor, we should get this done and over with quickly. We don’t have much time left.” Reverend Shakya looked at the four Colossal Dragons before him and said calmly.

Even though he might not be a match for the four of them, Benefactor Lin was present! Things like fighting and stuff were things Benefactor Lin would naturally handle.

Everyone from the Revolutionary Army looked at the four Colossal Dragons before them fixatedly. This was an eye-opener for them. To think that they would actually witness one of the Top ten Old Ancient Beasts, the Colossal Dragon race.

Even though they had always heard of this race, they hadn’t seen them for themselves yet. This time around, it was truly quite a discovery.

And the real shocker was that their party leader had actually done in the Tenth Prince of the Colossal Dragon race! This was way too imposing for everyone from the Revolutionary Army.

At this moment, everyone from the Revolutionary Army looked at their party leader in awe.

This was the idol in their hearts!

“Don’t worry, bald monk. I’ve got this planned.” Lin Fan smiled confidently as though everything was within his control.

Reverend Shakya rolled his eyes. ‘Planned my a*s.’

Even though the four Dragon Emperors were currently repressed by the Dragon Slayer Saber, they were still glaring straight at Lin Fan, “Big words. Today, we shall capture you back and let the Ancestor Dragon deal with you.”

“Come on then.” Lin Fan beckoned with his hands. Seeing these few fellas, Lin Fan wasn’t really interested at all.

Even though they were worth a few experience points, ‘a few’ really was the best way to describe it.

Lin Fan had already thought it through. If he wanted to level up, he would have to kill a minimum of eight more Divine celestial level 8 state beings.

“Human, your sins are grave and the Heavens shall not spare you! You had better go back with us to receive your punishments!” Dragon Emperor Tao Tian roared out as both palms of his began to move. All of a sudden, two dragon claws with ten fingers pounced out from the Heavens, carrying with them a boundless amount of Dragon Qi.

“Take control of all directions and the Heavens and Earth! Do not let this human escape!” Dragon Emperor Cang Mang shouted out. Instantly, he let out a vast aura that resembled swimming dragons as they manifested out into multiple Colossal Dragons and coiled around the world, locking it within.

“Dragon Emperor’s Wrath!”

“Invincible Tremendous Force!”

All of a sudden, the Heavens and Earth shook as a tremendous amount of force ruptured out.

The lifespan of the Colossal Dragon race was boundless and their powers were profound. Because of these connate reasons, they oppressed the other living beings. A single move was enough to rattle the world so badly that even gods and ghosts would wail over it. This was indeed gut smashing.

Under the might of this aura, members of the Revolutionary Army couldn’t even stand properly. They were like little boats in the middle of a gigantic tsunami, where they could be drowned at any moment.

“Amitabha.”

Reverend Shakya chanted out a Buddhist chant and a Buddha light encompassed everyone from the Revolutionary Army. With a fight of this intensity, the members of the Revolutionary Army might may not be able to hold on. Even if it were just a single strain of the momentum that leaked out, it might be enough to mince them to shreds.

“You few Colossal Dragons are getting a little overboard. However, your strength is far too weak for Yours Truly to come at you guys personally. Since that’s the case, I shall let your own Tenth Prince teach you guys a lesson.”

Lin Fan flicked his finger and his powers churned. Time suddenly came to a standstill.

“ROAR!!!!!!!!!!”

A series of dragon roars howled out into the Nine Heavens as a Yin Yang Dragon burst forth from Lin Fan’s Paradise. To think that this Yin Yang Dragon was the Tenth Prince!

The moment the four Dragon Emperors caught sight of this, their hearts could not help but tighten up as they exclaimed in disbelief.

“Tenth Prince!”

The body of this Yin Yang Dragon was 100,000 feet long, with half of its body hidden within the void. The dragon whiskers alone were thousands of feet long. Each time they swayed, the void would tremble and crack under their might.

ROARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

The moment the Tenth Prince opened his mouth, the Heavenly Dragon’s Music was used instantly. Every single harmonic turned into a single Colossal Dragon that struck out at the four Dragon Emperors.

The Heavenly Dragon’s Music was a skill that was exclusive to the Colossal Dragon race, and wasn’t passed down anywhere else. Other than the Colossal Dragons, no one else would be able to master them to their highest cultivation states. But of course, that was anyone EXCEPT Lin Fan and his BUG of a system.

“The Tenth Prince’s cultivated the Ancestor Dragon’s Reincarnation!” The moment the four Dragon Emperors caught sight of the true body of the Tenth Prince, they exclaimed out in shock.

“How could that be? The Ancestor Dragon’s Reincarnation requires a body of Yin and Yang! Within this part of the world, the Qi of Yin and Yang had long been hidden and lost, and could definitely not appear! How in the world could the Tenth Prince cultivate the Ancestor Dragon’s Reincarnation?”

“Not good! The Tenth Prince is way stronger than before now!”

“The might of the Ancestor Dragon is something that can shake the world!”

Dragon Emperor Tao Tian opened his huge mouth and shot out a series of sparkling golden dragon balls.

There was a series of small Colossal Dragons coiled around each of these dragon balls. All of a sudden, the dragon balls erupted forth with an immense might as they defended against the Heavenly Dragon’s Music of the Tenth Prince.

“Ancestor Dragon’s Reincarnation, Eighth Floating Image!”

The body of the Tenth Prince shuddered momentarily as the void exploded out. All of a sudden, a dragon image covered the entire world as though it was a world of dragons. The illusory figures of Yin and Yang flashed out as a claw slapped out towards the four Dragon Emperors.

Bam!

Bam!

Under this immense might, the bodies of the four Dragon Emperors began to explode out as dragon blood sprayed everywhere. There was nothing that stayed fine from head to toe.

“Good, good. This is crazy! To think that while this Tenth Prince had been forgotten by the side of Yours Truly all this while and without a single peep, he managed to cultivate his Ancestor Dragon’s Reincarnation to such a state. This is just crazy!”

Even though the cultivation state of the Tenth Prince was a Divine celestial level 8 state right now, the power that was emanated out of him was unparalleled. Even the combined force of the four Dragon Emperors was not his match at all.

“No, I mustn’t let these four Dragon Emperors die. I’ve got to catch them and save them so that they can cultivate the Ancestor Dragon’s Reincarnation for me.”

At this moment, Lin Fan had discovered new grounds with this. Once he was done with training up an entire army of Colossal Dragons, who could still be a match for him?

“Tenth Prince! It’s us! It’s us!” The four Dragon Emperors had not expected the Tenth Prince to be this strong. This was a total and direct oppression to the point they were crying out for it to end.

“I guess you can stop now.” Lin Fan waved his hand for the Tenth Prince to back down.

The Tenth Prince, who was ready to kill those four Dragon Emperors, reverted to his human form and stood beside Lin Fan.

“The four of you have offended my Master. You deserve death!” The Tenth Prince railed out coldly. Ever since he had come to the side of this Master, he had discovered the true meaning of his life.

Thinking back about the things he had done in the past, what a waste of time and life those things had been!

“Did you guys see that? Under the nurturing care of Yours Truly, your Tenth Prince here has finally trodden on the right path. Do you guys insist on your wrongdoings? Hurry up and come join the embrace of Yours Truly. Yours Truly will guide you guys properly and have you guys walk on the right path as well.” Lin Fan said.

The four Dragon Emperors exchanged a glance as their eyes shone with shock.

“Seems like the Tenth Prince has been completely controlled by this human.”

“News of this must be transmitted back!”

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Chapter 727: That’s An Impossibly Explosive Figure!

“Just what in the world have you done to the Tenth Prince?” Dragon Emperor Tao Tian was the lead of the four Dragon Emperors. Now that the Tenth Prince was serving the other party, he must have been brainwashed for sure.

Given their strength, there was no way they could possibly wake the Tenth Prince up from this. This was something that only the Ancestor Dragon within their race should be able to do.

But, the situation right now was getting a little tricky for them to handle. The Tenth Prince was way too strong for them to even handle right now.

“Your true destiny is to submit to our Master.” The Tenth Prince stood beside Lin Fan and remarked indifferently.

“Tenth Prince! You’re the Tenth Prince of our Colossal Dragon race! How can you acknowledge a human as your master? Where is your dignity as a Colossal Dragon?” Dragon Emperor Tao Tian shouted in rage.

“The four Dragon Emperors here, you guys should just surrender obediently. Yours Truly can guarantee that your life from this point forth will be really perfect!” Lin Fan chuckled out. At the same time, he was contemplating in his mind if he should go take a tour around the base of the Colossal Dragon race and train up some Colossal Dragons so that he can glorify the Ancestor Dragon’s Reincarnation entirely.

“Impossible!” The four Dragon Emperors roared out together.

The Dragon Slayer Saber had a 100% repressing effect that caused the four Dragon Emperors to feel uncomfortable from head to toe. However, even at this moment, as nobilities of the Colossal Dragon race, how could they possibly bow down to this human being?

This was something that was impermissible in the Colossal Dragon race!

“Since that’s the case, then Yours Truly has no choice but to strike.” Now that time was pressing, Lin Fan did not want to waste any more of it. Instantly, his body flashed as he appeared into the void. His five fingers took on the shape of a claw and grabbed out at the four Dragon Emperors.

“Insolent!”

The four of them growled out together as they transformed into their true bodies, swinging that massive dragon tail of theirs. It was so strong that the entire world quaked under the might of it. As the four dragon tails landed on the fingertips of Lin Fan, the only thing that appeared was a ripple of vibration.

Lin Fan curled his fingers slightly as four chains made up of energies broke through the void and locked up the four Dragon Emperors.

“Damn it!”

The mighty chains were akin to heavenly locks that wrapped themselves tightly around the true bodies of these four Dragon Emperors. They squirmed and howled out under the pressure.

Clang!

“You guys will never be able to break out of it. In the eyes of Yours Truly, you guys are still far too weak.” Under the pressure of the Dragon Slayer Saber, Lin Fan could take down the four Dragon Emperors with extreme ease. It didn’t take him any effort at all.

The four Dragon Emperors bellowed out. They had realized in shock that the human’s methods were even stronger than that of the Tenth Prince! That immense force that he sent out was like an endless abyss which was so deep that one could not make out its depths at all!

“Dragon Emperor’s Core, Annihilation of all beings!”

“You want to self-destruct? It’s a pity you don’t have what it takes.” Lin Fan squeezed his fingers, and the bodies of the four Dragon Emperors began to shrink down as though all their bones were being crushed into dust.

Four sources of powers took on the form of thin threads that wrapped themselves around the Universal Elixirs of the four Dragon Emperors. Even a single drop of power wouldn’t be able to leak out of those Universal Elixirs.

Taking down four Dragon Emperors in the blink of an eye… For anyone present, such methods were absolutely horrifying.

“Slay!”

All of a sudden, a booming voice rang out from the void furiously. At the same time, there was an extremely sharp flash of light that broke through all boundaries of time and slammed out onto the fingertips of Lin Fan.

Clang!

‘Ding…Eternal God Body Experience Points +200,000’

The clanking sounds of metal clashing rang out. Unable to resist this tremendous force, Lin Fan’s fingers recoiled back.

“Seems like you guys still have a backup.” Lin Fan looked up into the void. Spitting out a mouthful of air, an infinite amount of Sword Wills sliced up into the void.

“Sir, are you bullying the Colossal Dragons under the assumption that we’ve got no one capable?” An overbearing woman’s voice boomed out from the void. All of a sudden, a woman wearing a heavenly battling god armor and wielding a long halberd appeared floating gently in the void with a haughty expression.

“Dragon Empress Shen Wu!” The moment the four Dragon Emperors caught sight of who it was, their expressions turned emotional.

Dragon Empress Shen Wu had a sharp gaze as her long hair seeped into the void, as though they were taking in the essence of the Colossal Dragon at any given moment. Waving the long halberd in her hands gently, a sharp gleam of light caused Lin Fan’s infinite amount of Sword Wills to evaporate within the world.

‘Divine celestial level 10, Eternal God state being.’

“Honestly, that figure of hers is the most overbearing of them all.”

Lin Fan squinted his eyes and could not help but stern up a little. However, he wasn’t afraid in the least bit.

Within the Ancient Saint World, there were only four beings of the thousands of races who had obtained an Eternal God Seat. All the other Divine celestial level 10 state beings did not get it.

He had fought with the Utmost Being of the Ancient race, Cruel, once. No matter what, Cruel was an Eternal God Seat being. He wasn’t someone that this Dragon Empress Shen Wu could compare with.

‘Gulp.’

Reverend Shakya gulped down his saliva and came beside Lin Fan, “Benefactor, should we combine forces?”

To Reverend Shakya, the chest of this Dragon Empress Shen Wu was really way too explosive. This mother*cking thing didn’t make any sense at all!

Lin Fan glanced at Reverend Shakya once, “Bald monk, it can’t be that you’re looking at how overbearing this figure of the Dragon Empress Shen Wu is, and plotting to do something, right?”

“Benefactor, this poor monk is someone of the Buddha race! My six senses are pure! You can’t slander me like this!” Reverend Shakya explained hurriedly as though his mind had just been read by Lin Fan.

“Hmph!” The moment the Dragon Empress Shen Wu heard these words, she snorted out as she broke through the void.

Lin Fan pointed out with his fingers, causing the void to erupt. He then looked at the Dragon Empress Shen Wu arrogantly.

“Dragon Empress, the Tenth Prince’s mind has been controlled by this human and he has lost his sense of self by now!” Dragon Emperor Tao Tian shouted out.

“Yes, Your Empress knows about it.”

Dragon Empress Shen Wu was someone with a respectable position within the Colossal Dragon race, having a cultivation of Divine celestial level 10 state. In theory, she should be an Ancestor Dragon of the Colossal Dragon race. However, because of her gender, she could not take on the title of the Ancestor Dragon. Hence, she was conferred the title of the Dragon Empress Shen Wu.

The mother of all dragons… The female pride of the Colossal Dragon race.

For every single female Colossal Dragon, Dragon Empress Shen Wu was the idol in their hearts.

Within the Colossal Dragon race, the female Colossal Dragons only had a single role, to reproduce and breed for future generations. However, making use of her innate potential, Dragon Empress Shen Wu had managed to cultivate up to the highest state of it all and break free from the shackles that bound her, allowing her to reign as a top existence within the Colossal Dragon race.

“Dragon Empress, the Dragon Slayer Saber in the hands of this man brings forth an extremely repressing amount of pressure onto us!” Dragon Emperor Tao Tian’s wounds were severe, and he could only slowly heal up right now.

Towards the strength of this man, Dragon Emperor Tao Tian was extremely cautious. To think that even with the combined forces of the four of them, they couldn’t even fend against a single blow of his.

The Dragon Empress Shen Wu glared at Lin Fan coldly. Looking at the Dragon Slayer Saber he was slinging over his shoulders, she frowned as well.

To think that there would be a treasure that could bring forth tremendous pressure for the Colossal Dragons. This was something unheard of before.

Even if it were her, she could feel that mounting pressure on her mind that was causing a huge restriction to her powers.

“Human, hand over the Tenth Prince and that Dragon Slayer Saber! Otherwise, Your Empress here is going to kill you!” The Dragon Empress Shen Wu commanded fiercely as a boundless killing intent infected the world. It was as limitless as the Heaven’s authority itself as it clashed down.

Reverend Shakya could not help but stumble backward, with sweat raining down his forehead. All of a sudden, he could sense an undefeatable force that was coming his way.

Everyone from the Revolutionary Army was taking in deep breaths at this moment as well. The appearance of this Dragon Empress Shen Wu had them shocked silly by now.

Chapter 728: Come On, I’m All Prepared

Lin Fan wasn’t intimidated in the least bit by this Dragon Empress Shen Wu and her overbearing speeches. Based on his current strength along with the restriction of the Dragon Slayer Saber, his chances of winning should be 50-50. However, as for the actual result, no one could tell for sure.

“Bald monk, you and the Tenth Prince shall bring the others with you guys to complete the rest of the missions first.” This Dragon Empress Shen Wu seemed a little tyrannical and didn’t seem like she would be that easy to deal with. In order to ensure that his missions were still completed in time, Lin Fan was prepared to take action now.

“Benefactor, will you be alright?” Reverend Shakya asked worriedly. After all, this b*tch was a Divine celestial level 10 state being!

“Hurry up and scram to complete the missions!” Lin Fan had not expected things to take on this twist as well. Initially, he had thought that he would be able to subdue those four Dragon Emperors with ease. To think that this BOSS would appear.

Well, one of Lin Fan’s favorite activities was fighting BOSSES, especially if it was a BOSS chick.

The disposition of Dragon Empress Shen Wu was valiant and her beauty was unrivaled. Actually, the most important thing was that those exploding lumps on her chest were absolutely dumbfounding.

With some slight reluctance, Reverend Shakya brought the masses with him and left the place. But, how could the Dragon Empress Shen Wu let them leave this easily? However, Lin Fan blocked her path.

“Dragon Empress Shen Wu, your opponent is me. Unless you have what it takes to defeat Yours Truly, it’s impossible for you to hold them back.” Lin Fan remarked calmly.

“Courting death!” Dragon Empress Shen Wu yelled out as the halberd swung through the void, slicing it into two. The force was so devastating it could burn down the world.

“God Battling Twelve Halberds!”

In the hands of the Dragon Empress Shen Wu, the halberd seemed to have a life of its own. Taking on a myriad of forms with extremely unusual techniques, the halberd pierced through the void, causing ripples to reverberate out. All of a sudden, Lin Fan found himself surrounded by these ripples.

One by one, vortices made up of power opened up around Lin Fan.

“You’ve got some capabilities there.”

Lin Fan moved around continuously to evade them. Seeing this Dragon Empress Shen Wu, he was starting to grasp a bit of understanding towards her. She was really strong indeed.

“Hmph. Capabilities? We’ll see how you defend against it.”

“Eight Desolates, Universal Rising Dragon!”

The Dragon Empress Shen Wu roared out while wielding the halberd with both hands as she pummelled down the ground.

BOOM!

The ground cracked apart as thousands of Colossal Dragons soared from it. Every single Colossal Dragon was similar to that halbered in the hands of the Dragon Empress Shen Wu as they shred through the void to attack Lin Fan with that magnitude of strength.

“Eternal God Body, Indestructible, Imperishable!”

Lin Fan’s body jerked as a wave of energy surrounded his body with a shimmering light. Each time the Colossal Dragons slammed against his body, a ripple would form out.

The killing intent of Dragon Empress Shen Wu flashed out as she flung her halberd. The void vibrated out as an intent of the Eight Desolates gushed forth from all directions, bringing every single Law of powers onto this halberd with it.

Lin Fan’s brows furrowed as he sent out a punch that was vast and rampaging such that it could not be stopped. Within this punch, countless Calamity Doom Gods bellowed out. Wherever the punch passed, nothing was left alive.

Clang!

The clanking sounds boomed out and quaked across the entire world. Everything in a radius of dozens of thousands of miles began to destabilize.

The void was reversing its currents as they rose up turbulently and ripped out at everything in their surroundings.

The battle between these two beings was so intense that even a single drop of energy could cause the Saint Spirit Qi within the void to enter a berserk state.

Catching sight of everything before them, the four Dragon Emperors were stunned. To think that this human would be able to hold up against Dragon Empress Shen Wu to such a degree!

“Chick, watch out now! Your big brother’s Dragon Slayer Saber is coming!”

Lin Fan wielded the Dragon Slayer Saber and cleaved out towards the Dragon Empress Shen Wu. While the Dragon Slayer Saber wasn’t some sort of a crazy treasure, it wielded an innate pressure towards the Colossal Dragons.

The strength of the Dragon Empress Shen Wu was consistently being repressed down by this. A series of wild hallucinations were born in her mind, affecting her mental state right now.

‘This Dragon Slayer Saber mustn’t be allowed to exist in this world, and must be destroyed!’ The Dragon Empress Shen Wu thought in her heart. However, her hand motions did not cease because of this as a vast dragon power continued to gush forth.

All of a sudden, everything between the world seemed to have been turned into a world of dragons, as an infinite number of dragons swam through the skies and roared out.

“Hmph! Seems like Yours Truly must play dirty now.”

‘This Dragon Empress Shen Wu is really strong indeed. If not for the fact that this Dragon Slayer Saber is suppressing her powers, she might have been on the advantageous side by now.’ Lin Fan understood this in his heart. Not only was the Dragon Empress Shen Wu really formidable, her powers were really profound as well.

However, with the Dragon Slayer Saber he had, he did not have to fear those things.

Train! He must train this woman!

If he could train up this Dragon Empress Shen Wu and have her cultivate the Ancestor Dragon’s Reincarnation, the effects would definitely be explosive!

However, with that, this ravishing and breathtaking Dragon Empress Shen Wu would then have to turn into a Big D*ck Chick!

At this moment, Lin Fan felt the need to take down the Dragon Empress Shen Wu swiftly. While the Nine Five Legendary Brick did not have much use for it right now, the Spirit of Biggra did.

In that instant, Lin Fan slammed out with an infinite amount of palm strikes, causing the entire sky to darken down.

The Spirit of Biggra swam out across the world as an endless amount of mist surged out.

The brows of the Dragon Empress Shen Wu furrowed. However, she did not pay much attention to the mist.

“Human, just what sort of a background do you hail from?” Now that she was unable to take down Lin Fan over a long time, the Dragon Empress Shen Wu was feeling a little bewildered.

How could such a powerful being be someone unheard of?

Even though the Ancient Saint World was big, as a powerful being, she would naturally know of the other powerful beings.

The moment Lin Fan saw that the Dragon Empress Shen Wu wasn’t guarded in the least bit against the Spirit of Biggra, he was overwhelmed with joy.

“Hey, Big B*obed Chick! You had better listen up! Yours Truly is the party leader of the Revolutionary Army of the Guarded Ground, Lin Fan. From now on forth, you shall bow down to the charm of Yours Truly and have a taste of your brand new life!” Lin Fan commented casually, and without any more trash talk, he hurled out towards the Dragon Empress Shen Wu.

From Lin Fan’s point of view, he had to get the blood of the Dragon Empress Shen Wu pumping more vigorously than ever. With that, by the time the Spirit of Biggra attacked her inner heart, Yours Truly would be able to obtain the victory for sure.

As for the effects that would come after the Dragon Empress Shen Wu was triggered by the Spirit of Biggra, Lin Fan naturally had some defense mechanisms against that now. He would definitely not let the issue of the Fire Water Empress repeat itself here.

Something like that was a purely humiliating experience for Lin Fan.

Absolute humiliation.

“God Battling Eight Desolates!”

At this moment, the aura behind the Dragon Empress Shen Wu rocketed all of a sudden. Evidently, the fact that she was taking such a long time to take down Lin Fan was getting her a little anxious.

“Finally, she’s going to use her ultimate move.”

Lin Fan could almost guarantee that the Dragon Empress Shen Wu must have obtained some sort of a treasure. Otherwise, there was no way she could be so ferocious.

Not only that, all the skills and divine powers that she had showcased earlier on were not skills that belonged to the Colossal Dragon race. Evidently, she must have had some other sort of an encounter somewhere.

“Yes.”

At the moment where the Dragon Empress Shen Wu reached the peak of her aura, she underwent an unusual change as her eyes shone with an astonished look.

“You…!” The Dragon Empress Shen Wu pointed her finger at Lin Fan in some disbelief.

Within the heart of the Dragon Empress Shen Wu, there was an irresistible energy occupying it.

“You what you? Are you starting to realize just how wonderful of a man Yours Truly is and you’re having an urge to come force yourself on Yours Truly?” Looking at the state of the Dragon Empress Shen Wu, Lin Fan could not help but chuckle out.

The mythical effect of the Spirit of Biggra was something that Lin Fan was long familiar with. In fact, he even knew what sort of changes it would bring to one completely.

If one hadn’t had a chance to experience it for themselves, they would never ever know of the wondrous sensation that this would bring forth.

“What’s wrong with the Dragon Empress? Why is her aura going all wild?”

Looking at the scene in the void, the four Dragon Emperors could not help but feel shocked. They did not know what was wrong with Dragon Empress Shen Wu, but they could sense the changes going on.

At this moment, Lin Fan took the initiative to stride forth and strip the clothing off his chest before raising his brows, “Come on. Yours Truly is prepared.”

The consciousness of the Dragon Empress Shen Wu was gradually being replaced. This was even more pronounced when she caught sight of the perfectly defined chest muscles of Lin Fan that were oh so white. She felt her tongue going dry and thirsty as she was going to implode out from within.

“MINE…!!!”

PSHEW!

The Dragon Empress Shen Wu tossed away the halberd in her hands and bolted off towards Lin Fan, unable to wait any longer.

Translator’s Thoughts

 Lam_

HAHAHAHA. Okay, he had better have some good defences against this. Nobody shall take the spot of the 2nd mistress. Except maybe Gong Bingye :’)

Btw, Shen Wu loosely translates to God Battling, hence her techniques et cetera. Cheers!

Chapter 729: Black Tiger Steals Heart Has Evolved…

“Dragon Empress, what’s wrong with you! Your God Battling Halberd has fallen!”

“Damned human! What have you done to our Dragon Empress Shen Wu?!”

The four Dragon Emperors shouted out. The sight of their Dragon Empress Shen Wu going insane like a madman was causing them to explode.

She was all fine just moments earlier on! How had things turned like this!?

“Hais! There’s one thing that Yours Truly has neglected to tell you guys. Well, the thing is, your Dragon Empress Shen Wu has been completely subdued by the charm of Yours Truly.” Lin Fan shrugged his shoulders and said helplessly as though it was a troubling issue that he had such charisma.

The faces of the four Dragon Emperors were flushed red as their eyes shone with a fiery fire. However, there was nothing they could do about this.

Lin Fan had been wary of the Dragon Empress Shen Wu all this while.

After she was consumed by the Spirit of Biggra, the power that was bursting forth from the Dragon Empress Shen Wu was even stronger than normal.

If she wanted to force herself on him, she wanted to force herself on him. There was no other way about it.

“Dragon Empress Shen Wu, it seems like you’re unbelievably intent on forcing yourself on Yours Truly. However, Yours Truly isn’t something that’s so casual about such stuff. I’m not going to let you get your way! So, you had better give up on it!” Lin Fan opened his hands and his eyes were suddenly focused. Evidently, he was going to unleash a big move now.

“How could it be like this?!”

The heart of the Dragon Empress Shen Wu was roaring right now. However, she had no control over her body. She wanted to suppress the surging feeling, yet there was nothing she could do at all.

This feeling was simply way too sinister!

As a Divine celestial level 10, Eternal God state being, her heart was as firm and resolute as a rock! How could she be affected by something as such?

‘B*STARD!’ While this was what the Dragon Empress Shen Wu was screaming out at Lin Fan in her mind, what came out of her mouth at this moment was, “I’m going to force myself on you!”

The moment the four Dragon Emperors heard this, they were stumped. To think that such words would come from the mouth of their Dragon Empress Shen Wu!

How could this be?

…

“The chance is now.”

Looking at the situation before him, Lin Fan was elated. Right now, the defenses of Dragon Empress Shen Wu were as good as non-existent.

“Your chest is so huge. However, Yours Truly shall be a good person all the way till the end. Time to help you turn into the Number One Chest of the entire Ancient Saint World.

Instantly, Lin Fan’s eyes sparkled as his hands pushed forth like twin dragons. This pair of hands that were filled with evil were reaching out for unexplored grounds right now.

“I’ll use my hands to fulfill your destiny!” Lin Fan’s face was serious and saintly right now as he sacrificed himself for the sake of others.

“Black Tiger Steals Heart!”

All of a sudden, the heavens changed colors and the clouds started rumbling while thunder crackled. All sorts of weird phenomenon appeared as though something big was about to happen.

BAM!

“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH…!!!”

All of a sudden, a tremendous surge of energy burst forth as Lin Fan’s face changed. His powers churned and gathered all around his body.

Pshew!

“What’s going on? Just what in the world is going on? How in the world is this Dragon Empress Shen Wu managing to retaliate?”

Lin Fan was stunned as he looked at his chest. That single burst of power had caused Lin Fan’s blood to rumble forth. If not for the fact that his physical body state was strong, he might have been in for it!

“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! MY CHEST! MY CHESTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!”

All of a sudden, a roar filled with an endless amount of rage filled the entire world. At the same time, it was filled with an equal amount of endless pain.

Lin Fan raised his head over, but he was completely flabbergasted.

“T-this…!”

To Lin Fan’s shock, the gigantic chest of Dragon Empress Shen Wu had exploded! At the moment it exploded, the Spirit of Biggra was dispersed out as well!

Evidently, that was how strong the explosion from earlier on was!

‘Ding…Congratulations. Black Tiger Steals Heart has leveled up.’

‘Ding…Black Tiger Steals Heart has evolved into B*obs Bursting Fist.’

“Holy fck! This mothercking thing is toying with me, right?!”

The moment Lin Fan heard the system announce that the Black Tiger Steals Heart had evolved, he was still momentarily happy. After all, this was the first time Black Tiger Steals Heart was evolving.

But, when he heard the new name, he was completely dumbfounded. This mother*cker was toying with him!

Now that he had caused those titties to explode, it was called the B*obs Bursting Fist. If he had caused some balls to explode, wouldn’t it have been called Balls Bursting Fist?!

‘B*obs Bursting Fist: Three punches to enlarge, Four punches to invoke a sure-blow explosion!’

The four Dragon Emperors who were now sitting down on the ground crippled did not know what to do any longer as they sat there frozen. They seemed as though they had just seen a ghost. To think that that part of the Dragon Empress Shen Wu would have exploded!

“BSTARD! YOU BSTARD…!!!”

“HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO ME? DO YOU KNOW THAT I’VE EXPENDED 1,000,000 DROPS OF GODLY ESSENCE TO NURTURE IT TO THIS BEAUTIFUL STATE! EVEN IF I TAKE YOUR LIFE, THERE’S NO WAY TO COMPENSATE FOR THIS!”

“I’M GOING TO KILL YOU! I’LL KILL YOU FOR SURE!”

At this moment, Lin Fan was feeling a little awkward now. This wasn’t the mother*cking way he had intended for things to turn out!

Looking at the state of the Dragon Empress Shen Wu right now, Lin Fan felt a little guilty. This was quite the sin.

Initially, he had wanted to do a good thing for her. To think that things would end up like this! However, Lin Fan knew that this Dragon Empress Shen Wu would be sure to bite him to the death at this point.

“Chick, I didn’t mean it at all! Do you want me to give you another fist? Who knows, it might turn bigger!” Lin Fan said.

“I’M GOING TO KILL YOU! I’LL KILL YOU!” The Dragon Empress Shen Wu screamed out. However, just as she was about to stand up, an irresistible amount of pain surged up into her.

Thud.

The Dragon Empress Shen Wu collapsed to a kneel onto the ground while clutching her chest. That breathtaking face of hers was now extremely menacing looking. She raised her head and glared at Lin Fan in utmost hatred.

Lin Fan pondered for a moment. This Dragon Empress Shen Wu couldn’t be spared. He had to train her up.

However, there was something Lin Fan was upset about. This Big Dck Chick was now going to turn into a Big Dck Flat Chested Chick.

This sudden difference in quality was hard for Lin Fan to accept in a moment’s notice.

Even Reverend Shakya might not be able to accept something like this.

It was hard to say that this wasn’t a sin of its own.

“Hais! Dragon Empress Shen Wu, this is how the cookie crumbles. At times when you cannot deny fate, I think the best way would be for you to come to terms with it.” Lin Fan opened up his hand and grabbed out at that Dragon Empress Shen Wu, who was unable to defend against it now.

The four shocked Dragon Emperors were grabbed over by Lin Fan at this instant as well.

“LIN FAN! YOUR EMPRESS WILL SURELY KILL YOU!” The Dragon Empress Shen Wu roared out. When she saw that humongous palm strike coming at her, she couldn’t move despite wanting to block it.

“COURTING DEATH!”

Lin Fan focused his attention as his body moved instantly. In the blink of an eye, he was thousands of miles away.

BOOM!

A gigantic dragon claw crashed down at the spot where Lin Fan was at moments earlier and exploded instantly. That initially flat ground suddenly turned into a pitch black abyss-like trench.

“This is…” The moment Lin Fan saw this dragon’s claw, his brows furrowed as though this was something familiar.

However, the astonishing thing was that the destructive power of this dragon’s claw was way too strong!

“F*ck! She’s coming at it for real!” The moment Lin Fan saw that dragon’s claw extending, he felt hurried instantly. He sprinted off immediately without the intent of fighting with the other party.

After god knew how long he had run, Lin Fan turned his head back and saw that dragon’s claw grabbing the Dragon Empress Shen Wu into the void and disappearing.

“What a pity! To think that the Dragon Empress Shen Wu would be rescued. Seems like there’s going to be yet another enemy from now on.” Lin Fan lamented.

However, the dragon’s claw seemed suspiciously similar to that gigantic hand that descended from the skies the first time he met Chicky.

Lin Fan went silent for a moment as all sorts of thoughts went through his mind. If it were truly the same gigantic hand as back then, that meat that he was able to descend into the Xuanhuang World. Didn’t that also mean that there was some way to head down to the Lower World?

Seemed like if there were a chance, he should head over to the Colossal Dragon race base to take a look.

Chapter 730: It’s Too Difficult!

Grounds of the Colossal Dragons…

A Colossal Dragon laid prostrated on the ground with its scales letting off a gleaming golden light. Its eyes were malevolent as they looked down at the rest of the world.

Shing!

The void vibrated.

A battered figure appeared out of nowhere. If Lin Fan were here, he would be really indifferent. Wasn’t this just the Exploded Titty Dragon Empress?

“DAMN IT! I’M GOING TO KILL HIM! THE REVOLUTIONARY ARMY OF THE GUARDED GROUND, I’M GOING TO KILL THEM ALL!” While there weren’t many physical injuries on the body of the Dragon Empress Shen Wu, the pain of having one’s b*obs bursting was something that was intolerable for anyone.

The Dragon Empress Shen Wu was a woman as well. Therefore, she was naturally quite concerned about her looks. Unless there was an absolute need to, she would always take on the form of a human and would rarely revert to her true form.

“This is something we have to consider seriously. We mustn’t disturb the Guarded Ground.” Sitting on that prostrating Colossal Dragon was a man whose might was exuding out in all directions.

He was the Ancestor Dragon of the Colossal Dragon race, possessing torrential powers. Even if the Dragon Empress Shen Wu was a Divine celestial level 10, Eternal God state being, she wasn’t his match at all.

However, since he was someone who hadn’t obtained an Eternal God Seat, he himself couldn’t be compared to the Guardian of the Guarded Ground either.

“Ancestor Dragon, I must have him pay the price.” The face of Dragon Empress Shen Wu was frosty. She could not tolerate this at all. Looking at that flat airport where once stood her perky proud chest, her heart was filled with a burning rage.

“Just like that, my chest is gone!” The Dragon Empress Shen Wu’s heart was bleeding out right now as her tears flowed out. Her expression was distraught, and it was anguishing to look at her.

An infinite amount of vengeance plots floated through the mind of Dragon Empress Shen Wu. She wanted this guy dead without a burial ground. Even if his entire corpse were minced into dust, it still wouldn’t do to quench this hatred within her heart.

Ancestor Dragon Wan Zun was expressionless. Using a single thought, he was able to break through all the restrictions of time and space to retrieve the Dragon Empress Shen Wu. However, against that person, there was nothing he could do either. Unless his physical body were to head there, if it would be hard to kill the other party.

The Tenth Prince, the four Dragon Emperors… Even though they were important in the heart of the Ancestor Dragon Wan Zun, the opening of the Infinite Worlds was on the cusp. He had to plan for that properly.

…

The next day…

Public square of the Guarded Ground…

There were many living beings gathered here. All of them were waiting for a joke, an abnormally huge joke.

The Revolutionary Army had taken on a total of 300 Earth Tiered missions, leading to a shortage of missions for all the other major and minor parties within the Guarded Ground. As for those Heaven Tiered missions, there were only a few parties who could accomplish them.

“Hmph! I bet that the Revolutionary Army wouldn’t be able to complete them.”

“What’s the use of taking on so many missions? What a waste of time.”

“And they want to go against the Raging Desolate Party as well. What a bunch of fools that are tired of living! Even though each of them have a Spirit Weapon protective gear, the members of the Raging Desolate Party are not to be underestimated. Every single one of them possesses the power to cause a Spirit Weapon to burst apart.”

The Berserk Dragon Party and the Sword God Party were present right now as well. Nie Kuanglong’s face was especially scary to look at. Ever since he was done in by the Revolutionary Army, he had turned into a laughing joke of the Guarded Ground.

Even though there was no one who dared to openly mock him, he knew that he was the laughing stock of everyone behind his back. For Nie Kuanglong, this was something he could not endure at all.

Shing!

The void rippled.

“They’re here, they’re here! The Revolutionary Army has returned!”

Everyone held their breaths and looked at the distance fixatedly. This Revolutionary Army which had made quite the name for themselves recently had returned.

However, most people were actually keeping their sight on Nie Kuanglong and Feng Wushuang.

Both of their parties were schooled by these guys. Therefore, both of them should be the ones who did not want the Revolutionary Army to complete the missions the most.

“What are you looking at?” Sensing the gazes that were cast on him, Nie Kuanglong turned around and shouted out coldly.

Naturally, nobody’s gaze dared to linger any further. Even though the Revolutionary Army had dared to bully the Berserk Dragon Party, it didn’t mean that anyone else could do the same to them.

“Hmph! What’s he so cocky about? Didn’t he get wrecked by the Revolutionary Army all the same?”

“That’s right! Actually, I’m hoping that the Revolutionary Army can complete the missions so that the Berserk Dragon Party can get a good face’smack again.”

“This time around, after the return of the Revolutionary Army, even if I have to cry, whine, or threaten with suicide, I’m going to join the Revolutionary Army!”

“Huh? Aren’t you from another party? What? You’re going to betray your party now?”

“Betray my a*s! What I’m doing is called, ‘Getting back on the right path’. That party leader of mine is way too cruel, and is practically exploiting us! All I’m getting is a measly ten Contribution Points from him daily! That’s not even enough for basic entertainment!”

“Buddy, you’re living life way too rough, aren’t you? At least I’m getting twenty Contribution Points daily!”

…

At this moment, everyone from the Revolutionary Army appeared on the public square, with Lin Fan and Reverend Shakya leading the way.

Suddenly, the atmosphere seemed really strange.

“Look at the expressions of the Revolutionary Army. They look pretty crestfallen! Could it be that they haven’t managed to complete the missions?”

“That’s right! I bet that they couldn’t! That’s 300 Earth Tiered missions we’re talking about! Do you think they’re gods? Even if they don’t eat and sleep, it’d be hard to complete all of them!”

“Even though they did not manage to complete it, the Revolutionary Army is still my idol! They’re way too overbearing! Later on, I must definitely treat someone from them to a drink so that he can pave the way for me to join them!”

“That’s a good idea! Instead of ridiculing them, isn’t it better to help them in times of need? At this dire moment when the Revolutionary Army is at their lowest, if we can show enough care and concern, we should be able to touch their hearts!”

Piak. Piak. Piak.

Suddenly, within the crowd, someone started clapping out loudly.

“Fight on, Revolutionary Army!”

“That’s right! Even though you guys didn’t manage to complete the missions, your courage is admirable! There’s no other party in the Guarded Ground that can compare to this!”

These few people were applauding and cheering the Revolutionary Army on, while the rest of the audience were just jeering out instead.

“Aiyoyo… Isn’t this the Revolutionary Army? How about now, didn’t you guys complete your missions? Come on, take it out and let everyone else see!” Looking at the expressions on everyone’s faces, Nie Kuanglong could not help but laugh out as though he was filled with joy. He came before Lin Fan’s face, gloating out.

Nie Kuanglong did not want to say anything more at this point. All he wanted to do was mock them. As long as he could get to sneer at that face one single time, it would definitely help to sooth that indignance in his heart.

Lin Fan raised his head and looked at Nie Kuanglong with a weird expression. He did not know what this retard was trying to do.

“Why? You’re thinking of hitting me again? Why? Is there no more room for freedom of speech?!” Nie Kuanglong ridiculed.

“Yes, of course there is room for freedom of speech.” Lin Fan replied.

However, some of the audiences began to mutter in discussions.

“This Nie Kuanglong is simply way too much.”

“That’s right! Actually, the Revolutionary Army didn’t really resort to any despicable moves or anything. That was a legitimate gang fight! Nie Kuanglong is the sore loser here!”

…

“Then that’s reason enough! I, Nie Kuanglong, am an advocate for freedom of speech! I speak as I deem fit!” Nie Kuanglong’s arrogance was about to hit the roof right now. This was an opportunity he had waited a couple of days for. Now that he could grab a chance to mock the Revolutionary Army with his heart, this was an extremely pleasurable experience!

Bam!

At this moment, a scene of disbelief unfolded for everyone present.

“You…!” Nie Kuanglong’s face was flushed red like a pig’s liver at this moment as he glared at Lin Fan in a stumped expression. He then knelt down with a look of pain as he clutched that precious object between his crotch.

A throbbing pain of his nuts surged into his mind, causing him to lose hope towards the future.

Lin Fan’s right leg was lightning fast as it struck at the point with exact accuracy. He then chuckled out, “What now? Did you want to laugh at me? Why? Do I have no freedom of whacking someone I don’t like now?”

“And who was the one who told you that the Revolutionary Army had not completed the missions? Brothers, tell him! Tell him what’s bothering you guys!” Lin Fan waved out with his hands and sighed out. Seemed like it was pretty scary when people were retarded to this extent.

The members of the Revolutionary Army were helpless right now.

“Hais! It’s way too hard. Along the way, I’ve been thinking about how to use those Contribution Points.”

“That’s right! It’s way too troubling! Our party leader wants us to spend all of them today! How do I even spend it all?”

“Eh? Those brothers that had clapped just now, could I trouble you guys to come on down? Come and join our Revolutionary Army in squandering those Contribution Points.”

…

At this moment, the crowd was dumbfounded.

These mother*ckers had been putting on an act from the very beginning!

As for Lin Fan, he was just chuckling out at this moment in an extremely carefree manner. The experience points of True Origins Crushing Kick had grown a little once more.

Such experience points were extremely precious. It was time to collect as much as he could.

Translator’s Thoughts

Lam_ Lam_

Ohhhh. Is he still going to fight the Raging Desolate Party? Go, go!

Chapter 731: My Arms Are Wide Open! Come Whack Me!

“Bald monk, do you think that we’re being a little too extravagant? I don’t think that this is too good. After all, one should not reveal their wealth. What if we were to attract the malicious intent of some evildoers? Look at that fella who is clutching his balls there! The look in his eye is as though he can’t wait to devour me up!” Lin Fan said as he pretended to be in fear.

“Yes!” Reverend Shakya nodded his head seriously, “Benefactor, I think we’re quite extravagant. However, if we are, so be it then! Who should we be afraid of? This benefactor here, may I know why you’re clutching your balls? Do you have some Unspeakable Flaw of some sort? You can tell this poor monk here. This poor monk knows of some medical knowledge. Perhaps I can perform some treatment for you, benefactor.”

“Y-you…you guys…!!!” Nie Kuanglong’s heart was filled with hatred right now. To think that this fella would strike over just a single disagreement!

“WHAT ARE YOU GUYS STILL LOOKING AT FOR? GO! FIGHT THEM! ALL OF YOU! EVEN IF YOU CAN’T WIN AGAINST THEM, GO!” Nie Kuanglong bellowed out to the members of his party.

The members of the Berserk Dragon Party looked at one another. They were no fools. If they knew they couldn’t win, why should they seek out anguish for themselves?

This was especially the case given how inhumane the Revolutionary Army was. They specialized in kicking that area. This was extremely traumatizing for the members of the Berserk Dragon Party. A single kick was enough to cause them an unbearable pain.

However, even if that were the case, there was still some commotion going on amongst the Berserk Dragon Party.

“Revolutionary Army! You guys are too much! I can’t take this!”

“Our Berserk Dragon Party aren’t pushovers!”

At this moment, one by one, the chicks from the Berserk Dragon Party stood out without any bit of fear at all. In fact, there was even a strain of anticipation on their faces as though they were waiting for something to happen.

The members of the Berserk Dragon Party had not expected all of their female members to walk out so fearlessly like this. They were pretty stunned with this unbelievable scene.

“HAHA! To think that at the end of the day, you guys are the ones who would dare to stand out!” Watching everything before him, Nie Kuanglong was filled with anguish in his heart, “Alright, no matter the outcome, all of you guys will be rewarded greatly after this battle!”

The moment he was done with these words, Nie Kuanglong cast his sights at the rest of the party members, “You guys… Good.”

The members of the Berserk Dragon Party exchanged glances with one another. They knew that their party leader was infuriated right now. Once this thing blew over, their lives wouldn’t be all that good either.

“Sisters, we shall stand with you all in battle!” At this moment, the female members of the Sword God Party stood out as well.

“T-this…!”

At this moment, everyone was stumped. What in the world was going on today? To think that the most courageous ones to stand out would be the female members of both the parties! Had the world changed?!

Looking at everything before him, Feng Wushuang was frozen as well. Which mother*cker said that they were going to help out?

Even though Feng Wushuang hated Lin Fan secretly, his party leader had warned him severely not to seek trouble with the Revolutionary Army. Therefore, no matter how much he hated them, he had to suppress that enmity in his heart.

But, to think that the chicks of the party would stand forth one by one without a single bit of fear! Feng Wushuang was entirely speechless right now.

The chicks exchanged glances with one another before nodding their heads in agreement.

They wanted to turn bigger… BIGGER!

“Sisters, let us go!”

Lin Fan was a little paralyzed at this point, “Bald monk, what in the world do you think these chicks are up to?”

“Benefactor, this is bewildering for this poor monk as well. Their eyes seemed to be filled with an insatiable thirst, as though they’re craving for something!”

In the blink of an eye, the chicks walked past Lin Fan and Reverend Shakya. Instead, they came before the members of the Revolutionary Army and opened their arms wide.

“Come on! If you’re a man, whack at me!” The chicks had each chosen a member of the Revolutionary Army and stood there yelling without any care for death at all.

Even fact, some of the chicks were even puffing up their chests. The meaning was clear, ‘WHACK AT OUR CHEST!’

Everyone from the Revolutionary Army was flabbergasted right now. This was something way too unexpected! Eventually, everyone flushed a look at Lin Fan, wondering what they should do.

Even though Nie Kuanglong was infuriated in his heart, the fact that the chicks of his party would all stand forth to defend his integrity was something that moved him greatly. However, the sight before him right now was causing him to be watching with his jaws agape.

What in the world was going on here?

“Understood. Yours Truly finally understands!” By now, as long as one wasn’t a fool, they would be able to understand the intent of these chicks.

“Since they have asked for you guys to whack them, you guys should give them a beating then.” Looking at the hesitation in the eyes of the Revolutionary Army members, Lin Fan eventually opened his mouth and spoke up.

“Yes, party leader.” The members of the Revolutionary Army could not help but gulp down their saliva. They focused their attention and punched out with both fists, grabbing out at the chests of these chicks.

“Ah! I’m so happy right now!”

“Even though it stings, everything will all be worth it!”

“Big brother, could you hit me a few more times at that spot? I can still bear with the pain!”

“Haha! It’s really getting bigger! BIGGER! From this day forth, I’ll see who else would dare to call me flat chested ever again!”

…

‘Urgh.’

At this moment, Nie Kuanglong finally understood as his heart sank and he spat out a mouthful of blood before fainting over instantly. Even if his cultivation state was heaven revolting, the scene before him was still a blow too deep for him to endure.

Seemed like the reason for them standing out was not to save him, but to have their chests enlarged!

Looking at the pitiable state of Nie Kuanglong right now, Lin Fan could not help but sigh out, “No matter what place it is, no matter how high the cultivation states of the chicks may be, the number one concern in their hearts is still their figures.”

“Bald monk, let us take our leave. From this day forth, Nie Kuanglong will forever be a crippled man. Even though this wasn’t done by Yours Truly personally, it was still due to Yours Truly. Let us go for a light drink to soothe our nerves.” Lin Fan said in reproach.

“This poor monk has the same idea.” Reverend Shakya chanted some Buddhist sutras. Seeing the plight of Nie Kuanglong, he felt remorseful as well.

…

“Party leader, the Revolutionary Army has returned! At the same time, they’ve completed all 300 Earth Tiered missions!” The members of the Raging Desolate Party reported in shock.

This entire affair sounded like a fantasy tale. If he hadn’t seen them submitting the missions for himself at the missions’ public square, he wouldn’t have believed this even if it cost him his life.

Hong Jingtian’s cultivation state was heavenly defying and his mental state was firm as a rock. There was nothing that could rattle him. However, upon hearing this news, he too was rooted at this moment.

There was a look of surprise that flashed on that solemn face of his.

Once everyone left the hut, he walked before the window and looked at the scenery outside while mumbling to himself, “Are they even humans? However, humans or not, they shall all bow down before the Raging Desolate Party tomorrow nevertheless.”

After handing in 300 Earth Tiered missions, the number of Contribution Points he received had Lin Fan pretty startled. There were a total of more than 13,000,000 Contribution Points!

For any party of the Guarded Ground, this was an astronomical number of Contribution Points! In fact, they could even be considered the richest party of the entire Guarded Ground right now!

Lin Fan took away the remainder and handed the Contribution Points over to Reverend Shakya while he brought the other members of the Revolutionary Army out for a happy time.

Right now, Lin Fan was faced with a series of items that were being introduced before him as he started taking his pick.

Within the Guraded Ground, any Contribution Points that were earned could be used to exchange for items. Anything that the Guarded Ground possessed was available for exchange.

“Seems like 10,000 Contribution Points can be used to exchange for 1,000,000 Shengyang Pills. But damn it, this is quite the sham. 10,000,000 Contribution Points can only be used to exchange for 1,000,000,000 Shengyang Pills!”

Lin Fan was in an urgent need for Shengyang Pills right now. If he were to bump into a truly powerful being, it wouldn’t do to not have any Shengyang Pills.

By now, the Demon City had already been upgraded into an Utmost Treasure, with a shocking amount of power to it. If he could burn up Shengyang Pills for it to go berserk, the amount of power that could erupt forth from it would be unusually scary.

If he had enough Shengyang Pills, even if he met an Utmost Being of the Ancient race, he would still stand a fighting chance. However, the prerequisite for this fighting chance would, of course, be for him to burn up an uncountable number of Shengyang Pills.

“Forget it! Time to see if there’s anything else that’s good.” He was going to fight with the Raging Desolate Party tomorrow. Therefore, he needed to arrange his things properly. Otherwise, given the current strength of his party, there was no way they were going to win.

Translator’s Thoughts

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Ahhhhh. When I saw Reverend Shakya talking about the Unspeakable Flaw, I’m filled with a blast of nostalgia. The good old days of Ye Shaotian and his Unspeakable Flaw. Those were truly peaceful and fun times :’)

Chapter 732: Blood Bursting Fist Of The North Star

Lin Fan’s fingers flipped nonstop as he looked at one item after another.

‘Infinite Buddha God Fist: Have you heard of a palm skill that descends from the Heavens? That’s right! This is THAT palm skill! All it requires is 10,000 Contribution Points!’

“Fck! What’s with this bullsht! Just 10,000 Contribution Points? A single look is enough to tell that it’s worthless! Infinite Buddha my a*s! If it’s an Infinite Buddha skill, would it only cost a mere 10,000 Contribution Points?”

Lin Fan pursed his lips. These descriptions were really way too unethical. If not for the cheap price that betrayed their purposes, he might have truly been bluffed by their names.

‘I’ve got to continue looking. Today, I must definitely find something that suits me.’ Lin Fan thought.

“Seems like the Guarded Ground doesn’t have EVERYTHING after all. The strongest treasure was only a Supreme Graded Dao Weapon. Not only that, they were so damn expensive! Who in the world can even afford them?” Lin Fan had suddenly found out that the strongest weapons in the Guarded Ground available for exchange were only Supreme Graded Dao Weapons. Not only that, they required 10,000,000 Contribution Points each! No one should be able to exchange for something like this in their entire lifetime, man!

‘Blood Devouring Glove: Possesses the mythical effect of robbing off the world and the powers of others. Upper Graded Spirit Weapon. Costs 50,000 Contribution Points.’

‘This thingy is quite domineering, isn’t it? However, the grade is a little too low. But, if Yours Truly were to modify it properly, some wondrous effect might come out of it.’ Lin Fan thought in his mind. That weapon crafting skill of his was heaven defying. No matter what he had, he would be able to craft something out of it.

‘Let’s buy it then.’

“I’ve got to buy some Shengyang Pills too. Even though the Mythical Parasol Tree is able to produce up to 300,000 Shengyang Pills daily, that’s barely enough to sustain the living beings within the Paradise.”

After that, Lin Fan exchanged for 500,000,000 Shengyang Pills and sneakily hid them in his storage.

He couldn’t ever let the living beings within his Paradise know of these Shengyang Pills. Otherwise, they would all definitely act pitiful and come begging to him for Shengyang Pills.

“Eh?!” Just at this moment, Lin Fan’s brows furrowed as he was attracted by an item.

“Mythical Tree Branch: Possesses an incredible amount of lifeforce. Costs 1,000,000 Contribution Points.”

Could this thingy have something to do with the Mythical Parasol Tree?

The Mythical Parasol Tree was the number one Mythical Tree in the entire Ancient Saint World. However, this was a thing of the past. Right now, it was already a damaged item. Although it was gradually getting better with the nurturing care of Lin Fan, it was still far from being the full mature body it once was.

“No matter whether it is or not, I’ll buy it first and then figure it out later.” The Contribution Points had come way too easily. Right now, Lin Fan was like a mini-tycoon as he tossed around his gold like dirt, without feeling pain at all.

After that, Lin Fan checked out a few more items. However, there were some ridiculous items that Lin Fan could not get at all, because they were extremely expensive. Even if Lin Fan was rich now, he still couldn’t afford them.

Eventually, he spent another 500,000 Contribution Points on Spirit Herbs and some materials for crafting weapons.

These materials were cheap. Even materials that had a high quality were not too expensive. This gave Lin Fan quite a bit of joy.

To Lin Fan, it had been a long time since he had crafted out something good.

He thought back about that Seven Realms of the past as well as some other nonsensical stuff. How tyrannical were those? How twisted were those? They practically instakilled entire battlefields!

“Bloody hell! All you b*stards of the Ancient race, you had better hope that Yours Truly doesn’t come up with something that can instakill you guys! Otherwise, I’m going to have you guys know why roses are so red!”

Lin Fan was prepared to give it his all. After all, materials were so cheap here. If he didn’t give it a good shot at experimenting, he would feel uncomfortable in his heart!

Eventually, Lin Fan left this place with 4,000,000 Contribution Points left.

The base was empty, without anyone right now. Lin Fan went into seclusion immediately.

Within the house, he sat down cross-legged and took out the Blood Devouring Glove.

“Well, you shall be the first to be modified!” Lin Fan tossed the Blood Devouring Glove into the Heaven and Earth Smelt straight away and had it stripped down to its core instantly. Starlight of a myriad of colors shone brightly.

These were all the materials and crafting techniques that were used to create the Blood Devouring Glove.

However, to Lin Fan, those methods of crafting were way too crude, and couldn’t be shown on big occasions. How could they be compared to his own crafting methods? No matter the sort of item it was, once they were tossed into the Heaven and Earth Smelt, anything that came out depended on luck entirely.

Lin Fan swept his robes as countless materials flew out of his storage.

If these materials were placed within the Xuanhuang World, they would be items that everyone would kill for. However, within the Ancient Saint World, they weren’t worth jacksh*t.

Due to the suppression of the Ancient Saint World’s Heaven’s Will, the beings of the thousands of races had got to be dreaming if they wanted to craft out their own weapons.

As such, this was a sweet deal for Lin Fan. For these materials to be this cheap within the Ancient Saint World, Lin Fan had to thank the entire family of the Heaven’s Will in here.

If not for their suppression, there was no way these materials would be this cheap.

“Perhaps I’ll add some of this.”

“Oh, maybe some of that too.”

“Yes, these two materials are decent. Even though their properties may clash, they could produce an incredible effect. This will do.”

Even though Lin Fan’s weapon crafting standards were all raised by the system itself, the combination and matching of the items in this world was something that he had a good comprehension of.

Right now, wasn’t it just a matter of mixing and matching some items? How could this trouble Lin Fan at all?

“Based on the current combination, the effects of the Blood Devouring Glove have been enhanced greatly. A single punch with this could truly rob the world!” Lin Fan was filled with confidence towards his skills.

“Come on now, my little darling!”

Lin Fan called out as the Heaven and Earth Smelt responded with a clang.

Once upon a time, Lin Fan was filled with expectations towards weapon crafting. However, the Lin Fan right now was a well-seasoned master who did not have the same sort of excitement any longer.

Given his current level of weapon crafting, any single random weapon crafted by him would be something that everyone would literally kill to get.

BOOM!

A radiant light shone out in all directions resulting in an unusual scenario.

‘Ding…Congratulations on crafting success.’

Lin Fan was expressionless now that he was so used to all of it. Of course, it was a success. Could it even fail?

‘Ding…Congratulations on crafting Special Item.’

“Hmm?”

The initially composed face took on a change. THIS was unexpected!

Even though he could come out with all sorts of incredible items from time to time, this was the first time that something had gone so far out of his expectations!

Unable to wait any longer, Lin Fan took out the item from the Heaven and Earth Smelt. Looking at it carefully, his expression changed.

“Holy f*ck! Isn’t this just a boxing glove?”

‘Blood Bursting Fist of the North Star: Ungraded. Special Item. Every single punch shall hit with their full power and cause blood to burst forth.’

‘Legend has it that a long time ago, there existed a brave warrior named the North Star that devastated the entire world with a pair of iron fists. Using absolute power to oppress the living beings of the world, anyone who was ever bashed up was left in an extremely gory state, where their faces were practically disfigured. Ever since his fall, the pair of iron fists were lost in the world. Rumors have it that the wielder of these iron fists would be able to beat down the whole world unrivaled.’

“Holy f*ck! Is this even for real?” The moment Lin Fan read the description of the treasure, he was stunned.

Lin Fan checked it out left and right. Yet, he could not tell anything special about this Blood Bursting Fist of the North Star. He then wore it in his hands. Instantly, Lin Fan bolted up.

“This is way too scary, isn’t it?! I can feel my entire body surging with energy!” Lin Fan gripped his fists tightly. When he wore the Blood Bursting Fist of the North Star, he could feel the treasure fusing with his fist, where one couldn’t even tell anything different about his fist.

Lin Fan looked outside. There was no one still. He couldn’t even try this out even if he wanted to.

“Big time! I’ve truly earned big time! Seems like I would have to wait till tomorrow to give it a try!”

…

Translator’s Thoughts

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HAHAHAHA WHAT THE EFF. I’M REALLY SPEECHLESS NOW. Although the lore about it is crap, I’m pretty sure this Blood Bursting Fist of the North Star was adapted from Hokuto no Ken. Also, the ‘Iron Fists’ described could actually allude to Tekken as well. But I don’t recall the storyline of Tekken involving any actual fists. So maybe it’s just random. In any case, guess I’ll be listening to ‘Ai wo Torimodose’ while translating my next chapter. YOU WA SHOCK! CHEERS!

Anyways, I think some of the sharper readers may have realised that I’ve disappeared from the comments section for awhile now. 3-4 days? I’m truly apologetic for that but I’m caught up with a lot, a lot of work. Really trying my best to get everything out in good condition. Will try to fight for a TGIF as well as much as I can possibly push myself. Sorry :((

Chapter 733: A Good Man Who Loved Helping Others

Even though it was night time right now, the scenery of the Guarded Ground was still ever so beautiful.

“Good going, brother…!”

“I’m not drunk! Let’s go for one more round!”

“Today is simply the greatest! Right now, my tummy is so full I could even die! To think that I could ever afford to have a taste of the Sea Hell Water Dragon’s meat in my lifetime!”

“Everyone’s had a good time, right? Let us head back for a good rest. Tomorrow will be the day we’ll fight with the Raging Desolate Party! We’ve got to let them know of the power of our Revolutionary Army!”

“That’s right! What Raging Desolate Party and what not! In the face of the Revolutionary Army, they’re nothing but limp prawns!”

“You’ve drunk too much… too much for sure. And to think that you were still worried about it earlier on. Haha…!”

Looking at these bustling and lively members, Reverend Shakya could not help but chuckle out. But for Reverend Shakya, this was a night of continuous sinning.

Drinking, cussing, looking for chicks to talk about life, et cetera… It was everything from the material world that he should have curbed his desires for.

However, for Reverend Shakya, the most important thing was to keep Buddha in his heart at all times. Everything else wouldn’t matter as much.

“Eh? Where has benefactor gone to? Has any of you guys seen where the party leader is?” Reverend Shakya came out of Lin Fan’s house and asked puzzledly.

Everyone from the Revolutionary Army was flushed red right now from drinking. They then shook their heads, “No idea! We haven’t seen the party leader at all!”

“That’s right! I wonder where our party leader has gone to!”

“That’s weird.” Reverend Shakya shrugged his head, wondering where Benefactor Lin had gone off to.

He had wanted to discuss with him about the happenings of tomorrow, yet he was gone like the wind.

…

At this moment at a base far away…

A figure was acting so furtively even though it had entered Stealth mode.

“Based on the current strength of the Raging Desolate Party, if I don’t come up with some plans to deal with them, it’s going to be a complete defeat for the Revolutionary Army tomorrow for sure.” Lin Fan was deep behind enemy lines right now. For the sake of victory, he was sacrificing way too much.

At this moment, Lin Fan came to a stop beside a house secretively.

For the action this time around, Lin Fan did not intend to alert Hong Jingtian. The battle tomorrow would definitely come down to him against Hong Jingtian. Even without the Blood Bursting Fist of the North Star, Lin Fan was confident that he could wallop Hong Jingtian so hard that his parents wouldn’t even recognize him anymore.

However, the issue lied with the other members of his Revolutionary Army. They were naturally no match for the other members of the Raging Desolate Party.

“Everything’s all prepared. I’ve already had everyone protecting their crotches and chest area. We would definitely not be hit by the despicable moves of the Revolutionary Army.” One of the members said.

“Yes, that’s good. Head back to rest.” Qin Long replied.

“Yes, vice party leader!”

Lin Fan, who had been eavesdropping from the outside, was startled, “To think that the Raging Desolate Party would be ready for it! Seems like I’ve got to take action tonight! Otherwise, it’d definitely be a tragedy for the Revolutionary Army tomorrow!”

As the vice party leader of the Raging Desolate Party, Qin Long wasn’t really concerned about the fight tomorrow.

He could see everything clearly. The only reason why the Revolutionary Army could be shining so brightly is all due to their party leader, that human, Lin Fan. If not for him, the entire Revolutionary Army was nothing more than a bunch of ants.

However, tomorrow, Lin Fan would be dealt with directly by their party leader. Hence, there was no need to bother about the other members of the Revolutionary Army anymore.

Despite that, he knew that the methods of the Revolutionary Army were underhanded. Therefore, to prevent any unnecessary trouble, he had his party members make the proper preparations.

“Hehe. Not bad, you’ve got some capabilities. However, since you would dare to go against the Revolutionary Army of Yours Truly, you should be prepared for even more things.” Lin Fan sniggered sinisterly as he flicked out his fingers, sending a shroud of colorless and odorless mist to seep into the house.

This was the latest creation of Lin Fan.

After he had exchanged for so many Spirit Herbs with those Contribution Points, it would be really easy for him to craft out some devious pills.

Qin Long was thinking within the house when he frowned all of a sudden and rubbed his tummy.

“Eh? This is weird.”

All of a sudden, he was sensing a discomfort that was rising slowly in his body along with a type of pain.

As time went by, the situation only got worse.

POOT.

A loud fart splurted out as Qin Long’s face changed. His face was in shades of red and green right now.

“Not good. I’ve got to go to the restroom!”

By right, Divine celestial cultivation state beings would not experience things such as tummy aches and the likes. After all, cultivating to such a state meant that their bodies had long undergone an evolution.

The only exception was if they had consumed some pills that would alter their physical body states. Otherwise, there was no reason for things like these to happen at all.

POOT!

POOT!

Each step that Qin Long took had him farting out once with a heaven booming fart.

“Thankfully there’s no one nearby. Otherwise, this would be one hell of an embarrassment!” Qin Long checked out his surroundings and found no one around. With that, he heaved a sigh of relief.

After a period of time…

Qin Long took in a deep breath. Finally, the discomfort and pain from earlier had vanished entirely, and he no longer farted while walking anymore. But, the moment he got back into his house, his face changed once more.

“It can’t be, right?! Why is it back again!?”

“But, this can’t be! I haven’t taken any pills recently! Don’t tell me that I’ve accidentally gone wrong in my cultivation these days or something? No, I can’t hold it in anymore! I’ve got to go let it out!”

To and fro, to and fro. Qin Long was about to break down right now.

At the same time, his house was starting to stink up because of the incessant amount of farts he had been letting out.

Qin Long was embarrassed to let anyone know about something like this. Therefore, he could only sneak around; afraid of being found out by anyone.

After all, he was the vice party leader! If anyone were to find out that their vice party leader was still farting at this point in his life, he would be a laughing stock!

Hidden at a dark corner, Lin Fan pinched his nose and grinned.

“Hehe. Any move of Yours Truly is entirely unimaginable. To think that any pills that I casually craft can create such a tremendous impact. Time to play you guys to death!”

“From night time all the way to morning, I’ll have you guys poop a few hundred times till your legs go wobbly. Even if your anuses are made out of metal, they would start to rust as well!”

Lin Fan snuck away from Qin Long’s house and made his way towards the houses of the other party members.

“Mmm! MMM…!!!”

Just at this moment, a disharmonic series of sounds rang into Lin Fan’s ears.

Lin Fan’s face was startled as he maintained his silence.

“Big Brother Xiang, can we go for longer tonight?” The voice of a dainty maiden sounded out.

“Fu’er, we’ve got to fight with the Revolutionary Army tomorrow. We’ve got to reserve our energies!”

“Big Brother Xiang, that Revolutionary Army is really weak! You don’t have to put it to your heart. You’ve always been so hasty all this time. But tonight, I’m really feeling the heat! Can you just satisfy me properly?”

“T-this…! We’ve got to have a good rest!”

The face of Big Brother Xiang here was really awkward right now. The fact that he couldn’t last long was something he was born with. No matter how high his cultivation state was, he couldn’t change this fact at all. However, which man would admit to their flaws like this?

In the past, he had always managed to dodge this issue with his smarts. How was he seen through this time around?

“Fu’er, I’m going to have it shoot all out so that we can end earlier tonight and we can teach the Revolutionary Army a good lesson tomorrow. Big Brother Xiang will pleasure you next time, alright?” Big Brother Xiang had to find a good reason right now because he knew he was going to burst soon. If he didn’t say this on purpose, he would definitely be looked down upon!

“Big Brother Xiang, can a man control when he wants to shoot out below?”

“That’s for sure, Fu’er. Anytime I want to shoot, I can shoot. And now, I’m going to command it to shoot. Let Big Brother Xiang show you how it’s done. You count to 5 seconds and I guarantee you that I’ll shoot it all.” Big Brother Xiang said.

“Ah? Really? Then I’m going to start counting!” The face of the chick was extremely curious right now.

…

“Aiyoh! Short and incapable at the same time! This is one big blemish in one’s life! However, thankfully, you’ve met with Yours Truly! You can thank your lucky stars for this since Yours Truly will never let you down! Alright, since Yours Truly is so kind, let me help you guys with it!” Without even thinking about it, Lin Fan allowed his Biggra to seep into the room and enter the body of the man.

“Five.”

“Eh? Big Brother Xiang, I don’t sense it?” The chick had counted to five only to realize that her man has yet to shoot.

“EH?” Big Brother Xiang had not expected this either. He clearly had the feeling a moment ago! What was happening now?

All of a sudden, Big Brother Xiang felt his entire body being filled with energy as though he could go for a good 300 rounds. His heart thumped momentarily.

“Could this be my third puberty spurt down there?!”

“That’s right! There’s no way other way of explaining this then!”

All of a sudden, Big Brother Xiang looked at the chick with an emotional expression, “Fu’er, I’ve thought about it once more. Since you’re so heated up tonight, how can Big Brother Xiang let you down?”

“Ah, Big Brother Xiang…!” This voice was extremely emotional right now. It was excited and blissful.

“Fu’er, here I come!”

…

Having helped yet another couple who was having a disharmonious night lifestyle, Lin Fan was filled with a sense of accomplishment. With the boost of Biggra, this couple would have to say bye bye to sleep tonight as well.

Involuntarily, Lin Fan let out a sigh. He was truly a good man who loved helping others.

Then, Lin Fan made his way to the other places and continued with his grand plan.

This was a night that was filled with a series of disharmonious sounds.

The sounds of farting.

The sounds of happiness.

As though they were two parts of the same melodic tune, they intertwined into one beautiful harmonic.

…