Chapter 316 How do you help them?
He Danggui was not convinced and retorted, “What did I do? I was just being rude to you! When we were in Chengxu Academy, plenty of young ladies admired you. Only I and Qing’er met three of them. All of them were beautiful, talented, and gentle. Why didn’t you choose them? They were all the types of your ideal wife.”
She couldn’t figure out the reason why Meng Xuan was so stupid in love with his clever brain. After her renascence, she had decided to live a free and happy life. She wanted to live for herself regardless of the misery of life and not to die with regrets.
With a similar experience, Meng Xuan should also have this insight. He might want to correct the mistakes of the previous life and become a perfect general. In his mind, men were always the dominators. Following his father Meng Shan, Meng Xuan was also yearning for many concubines, which indicated his imagination of a perfect family. What even more incredible was his basic requirement for a woman, in which a woman must stay at home to do some handicrafts. He had complained many times that she was too sharp and cold, and she was not a well-behaved woman.
However, she was never a well-behaved person, nor to mention listening to him. In fact, he shouldn’t have fallen in love with her! Even if he had spent most of his two lives in the barracks and almost saw no women, it didn’t make sense for him to love a woman because of the two hugs. Meng Xuan, who pursued perfection, was a mature and smart man. Why would he be captured in love? Moreover, she was not his ideal type at all!
Suddenly, Meng Xuan coughed violently and shed two lines of tears. He looked at her pitifully and said, “I am uncomfortable, like burning.”
He Danggui speeded up to bandage his wound. She comforted, “Be patient! I’ll give you some medicine, and it won’t hurt soon.” She tucked the quilt for him and explained, “You won’t be able to move for a few more hours, and I don’t have a solution for unsealing in advance. Don’t try to break it! Rest assured and you will be okay tomorrow…”
The voice stopped abruptly. After the quilt was flat, a bulge appeared in the center of the quilt. That was…
Meng Xuan looked up at her in tears and complained, “I’m uncomfortable. You caused this! Xiaoyi, you said that if I put it in, you would die immediately. Therefore, I let you go, but I suffer myself. If you leave me alone, I will really be a dead man because of the fire of desire. After I die, I will become a ghost and make out with you day and night!”
He Danggui laughed at him, “You didn’t succeed when you are alive. Why would I be afraid of a ghost? Meng Xuan, you are so funny! I will tell this to Qing’er later. She will laugh loudly!”
Meng Xuan remained silent.
He Danggui slid out of the bed to find her shoes. At the time, Meng Xuan’s angry voice came from behind with an almost visible pressure, “You heartless woman! If you dare to leave now, I will hold you under me all night until you beg for mercy!”
He Danggui glanced at the bulge and told Meng Xuan apologetically, “I only know how to help men affected by impotence with acupuncture. As for how to clear this state, I really haven’t studied it. Sleep! You will be fine after waking up. That’s it.”
Meng Xuan got even angrier, “You help men affected by impotence with acupuncture? How? Where do you use silver needles to poke?”
“Their hands.” He Danggui replied concisely.
“Liar!” Meng Xuan didn’t believe it. It must be a more secret part! When he thought that she made money by selling afrodyn and helping other men with acupuncture for three years, blue veins stood out on his immobile hands. He wanted to strangle the men who had been treated by her as well as himself. He left her here for three years! Why didn’t he marry her three years ago! Why did he leave her with those men! Why did he let her be insulted by Duan Xiaolou and Zhu Quan!
“I don’t care.” He Danggui put on her shoes and said, “I’m going out to fill the prescription, decoct herbal medicine and make some food for you. I will put them on the table outside. Help yourself when you can move. There is a steamer on the stove by the window and don’t forget to heat them up. Don’t make any sound! I will lock the door and you don’t need to answer any knocks.”
“Take medicine by myself? Seriously?” Meng Xuan said with grievance, “It is the most miserable thing to take medicine by myself. If you were on the bed, I would spoon-feed you, or even feed you with my mouth!”
He Danggui said unhappily, “Meng Xuan, don’t push your luck! You broke into my room and did such a rude thing to me. You went too far. I don’t get even with you temporarily just because you are injured and weak now! After you are recovered, you will pay for this.” However, how should she do to him? She had no idea about whether it was right or wrong to refuse Meng Xuan now. She wanted to redeem him and protect herself at the same time.
Meng Xuan yelled, “I went too far? You confessed to me as soon as I saw you. You were with fragrance, and your hair was dripping water. You only wore a thin nightdress to seduce me. Even a saint would take it as an invitation! I just accepted. How can you say that I went too far? He Danggui, you go too far!”
He Danggui glared at him, “If you don’t shut up, I will seal your mute acupoint. I can kill you with a silver needle secretly.” Then, she left the room.
Meng Xuan yelled, “Not fair! I am injured but you do not spoon-feed me! What else is more important than healing me?” Thinking of Peng Shi who visited here just now, he seemed to have discovered a new world. “I see, you are impatient with me so that you want to see Peng Shi! What do you want from him?” Meng Xuan gradually felt that he was unreasonable now. Xiaoyi was just three steps away from him, but the scent from her body dissipated soon. Without her, the bed immediately lost its attraction. The lower part of his body was still burning like a fire, and only screaming could relieve his pain.
He Danggui turned around and put out three plum-blossom needles. She walked back to the bed with a dangerous expression and revealed two rows of white teeth, “Meng Xuan, you make me do this. Just shut up and sleep!” A plum-blossom needle approached Yamen acupoint between the first cervical vertebra and the second cervical vertebra. At the same time, she deliberately angered him, “Yes, I don’t want to spoon-feed you. I will chat with Peng Shi and even have dinner with him. At least, he is not as shameless as you!”
Meng Xuan was furious and uttered his final roar, “You, a wanton woman who want to murder your husband. Tell me. Where did you poke for the men affected by impotence? Where?”
He Danggui was also angry. She turned the plum-blossom needle to poke his hand which was outside the quilt. Then she poked it repeatedly.
The miraculous effect appeared immediately. The Yunqi Acupuncture was indeed the most magic one in the world. It was even more powerful by He Danggui’s skill. Poking at Tri-jiao channel was even more useful than the strongest afrodyn!
In short…the bulge now stood up directly. Even the most ignorant person in the world now knew what was going on there…
Looking at Meng Xuan, who was sweating profusely, He Danggui said apologetically, “Um, I didn’t expect it to work so well for you. Don’t panic. It will lose efficacy soon. Why are you staring at me? You provoked me first! I told you I only poke their hands! Why don’t you believe me? What should I do? Now you should believe me.” Seeing Meng Xuan’s painful expression, she stopped accusing him and comforted, “I am sorry. If you are affected by impotence in the future and want me to heal you, I won’t charge you. Stop staring at me! Your eyes are likely to get out!”
Meng Xuan’s lips trembled, but he couldn’t find any human words that could express his feelings at the moment. So, he let out a low wailing, “Boohoo… Ah! I will die soon! She is killing me!” At the time, He Danggui rushed up to cover his mouth and nose with her hands, but he found the chance and sucked her finger fiercely with his tongue and lips.
He Danggui pulled back her finger in a panic. Seeing Meng Xuan’s horrible look with red eyes, she tried to keep calm and said, “I will find you the medicine for cooling blood. If it still doesn’t work, I will bring you to the brothel on the next street. By the way, you should be abstinent as a swordsman, right? Don’t you know the incantations for clearing heart? Utter them and wait here! I’m going to prepare the medicine.”
“He Danggui!” Meng Xuan almost spat out an open flame, and his handsome face was like the evening glow. He continued to scream, “Do you think my injury is not serious enough and you want me to die now? If you abandon me today, I will break my channels and die on your bed! It’s better than being tortured to death by you in such a cruel way!”
He Danggui was sweating and her voice was a little weak, “Cruel? Don’t the men affected by impotence like to be helped?” So far, among the men she helped, no man was so agitated, excited, and irritable just like him…
Meng Xuan’s extremely painful voice came from his chest, “You are so cruel! Xiaoyi, I’m your master who taught you skills and also the man who love you so much. But you actually treat me like this! You are the most cruel-hearted woman in the world!”
He Danggui tried her best to show sincere apology. Following the example of Meng Xuan previously, she put her hands together over her head and apologized, “I didn’t mean to do it. If you still have unfulfilled wishes, I will try my best to help you complete them. Now you can rest in peace…”
“Help me, Xiaoyi, just for once.” Meng Xuan’s words were ambiguous. His face was blushing and sweat was dripping from his forehead to his hair.
He Danggui tried to make herself like an idiot, pretending to not understand his words at all.
“Use your hand to help me, Xiaoyi.” Meng Xuan said more clearly, “I can’t move now. Xiaoyi, please help me.”