Chapter 355: Chapter 329: Baptism with the Sweet Dew (monthly ticket 1550+ update)

“Nonsense! My Qian Bao has said that snakes symbolize having a relationship with a man. If you didn’t do anything, how could Dong Yi dream of snakes?!” Yu Minglang was even more annoyed when he thought about his Second Brother starting ahead of him while he was still holding back.

“Believe it or not.” Second Brother Yu turned around and continued to mix the cold dishes, but a strange idea flashed through his mind.

Why does everyone feel like he’s going to do something to Da Yi?

She’s just a younger generation and a little girl.

However, an image suddenly appeared in his mind, and Yu Mingyi inadvertently thought of the glimpse he had seen. His hand paused while mixing the cold dishes.

Maybe she’s not so young anymore and has grown up.

In the living room, Dong Yi asked Xiao Qian.

“Boss Qian, why do I keep dreaming of snakes? It’s always that one.”

“Tell me in detail what kind of snake you dreamt of, and how you felt while looking at it.” When Xiao Qian heard that Da Yi always dreamt of snakes, she had a clue.

It seems she came to the right conclusion.

Da Yi indeed had psychological changes, and now the question was what kind of changes they were.

“It’s a very big snake, pure white, coiling in the pool, and guarding me with gentle eyes. I sit by the pool playing the flute. I want to touch it, but it becomes a dragon and flies into the sky, then sprays water at me.”

This dream… Xiao Qian thought for a moment, her face blushing slightly.

She steadied herself.

“So after you got sprayed, did you hate it? Do you think it wants to hurt you?”

“No, I really like it, and it doesn’t want to hurt me. I just want to touch it and ride it to fly together, but it won’t play with me… The pool will change often, but there is only one snake-like dragon.”

She had had this dream several times.

“Boss Qian, what’s going on?”

Second Brother Yu came out with the just-finished cold dishes and heard this sentence, stopping in his tracks.

Xiao Qian patted Dong Yi’s shoulder with a strange expression, thought for a long time, and finally found a suitable phrase.

“Girl, it’s a season of revival for all things.”

“What do you mean?”

“Spring has arrived, and your maiden heart has awakened. It’s time to find a boyfriend to distract your desire for companionship. I preliminarily conclude that you’re a bit sexually repressed… You should find a partner, this kind of repression is not good. If you continue like this, your married life will be disharmonious in the future.”

Crash!

Xiao Qian and Dong Yi looked towards the sound, and Second Brother Yu stood like a wooden block at the kitchen door. The poor cold dish plate on the ground was overturned, with silvery-white fungus and green cucumber shreds all over the floor.

Second Brother Yu’s expression was very awkward, and Dong Yi’s face instantly turned red. She raised her hand and hit Xiao Qian.

“You’re practicing quack medicine, what nonsense are you talking about!”

Xiao Qian looked innocent.

“Hey, girl, who admired Boss Qian’s profession so much, who took Boss Qian as her master, and who believed everything Boss Qian said?” Xiao Qian murmured to herself.

Yu Minglang jumped over the poor cold dish on the floor and came to Xiao Qian with the bean dish he cooked, humming a little tune, and dancing around Xiao Qian like a Xinjiang dance.

“Who sent you to me, it’s the round, round moon, moon- It’s the silly Shan Pao, it’s the silly Shan Pao! Ah-I’m silly, I’m silly, I’m silly brother, silly brother-”

Second Brother Yu raised his foot to kick, but Xiao Qian quickly took the dish from Yu Minglang’s hand.

“Second Brother, if you want to beat Xiao Qiang out of anger, you can’t kick the dish in his hand again. You’ve already knocked over one plate…”

Yu Minglang whistled, hugged Xiao Qian, and continued to hum his adapted silly brother song at his silly brother.

Dong Yi lowered her head awkwardly, wondering why Boss Qian would say this in front of Uncle. She was so embarrassed, her heart beating so fast. Would he find out something?

“I’m going to sweep the floor.”

“I’ll get another plate of food.”

Dong Yi and Second Brother both felt awkward and pretended to act as if nothing happened, not realizing that two silent people who suddenly tried to strike up a conversation looked even more suspicious.

Yu Minglang pinched a piece of meat from the dish and fed it to Xiao Qian.

“Qian Bao, taste the dish I made, is it delicious?”

“Delicious.” Xiao Qian couldn’t help but admire that Yu Minglang was really better than her.

“Of course, your man is an all-around talent — Qian Bao, actually, I’m pretty good in other areas too. I definitely won’t let you feel repressed.”

Yu Minglang shamelessly stepped on his brother to highlight his superiority with ease.

Second Brother Yu came out with the rest of the cold dishes and heard this, decisively sticking out his leg.

After avoiding his attack, Yu Minglang grabbed Second Brother’s arm and caught the falling dish in mid-air.

Then, Yu Minglang, who had protected the dish, was kicked hard by Second Brother Yu again. Xiao Qian decisively stepped forward to rescue the last plate of cold dishes.

As for Dong Yi, she was blushing and standing at the kitchen door, wishing she could crawl into a crack in the Earth.

Yu Minglang, who had been beaten up, still didn’t know when to stop.

“When I was a kid, I stole my father’s cigar to smoke and got caught. My second brother took the blame for me and we both got beaten. When we grew up, my second brother fought with me for a woman. This just proves a truth: Second Brother Yu is a man who can stab his brother in the back for a woman.”

“Say that again, and I’ll kick you out.” Second Brother Yu saw that Dong Yi was so embarrassed and stepped in to defuse the situation. He was really getting angry now.

Xiao Qian pushed Yu Minglang.

“You have the nerve to talk about Second Brother. You were taken care of by Second Brother when you were young, and now you’re bullying him when you’ve grown up. Talk less, let’s eat. Da Yi, come and eat too!”

If Xiao Qian didn’t mediate, Dong Yi would be too embarrassed. Xiao Qian went over and held Dong Yi’s hand, then kicked Yu Minglang.

“Youngest Brother Yu is just like this, making jokes. Don’t take it seriously.”

“I’m not joking either. Maybe I’m helping Second Brother.” Yu Minglang said seriously, and Xiao Qian glared back at him, “Can’t your mouth be shut when you eat? Go to the trash can and lick the wasted cold dish clean for me!”

Yu Minglang gave in, sat down obediently, and looked at his unhappy Second Brother, thinking that he was not wrong in the first place.

Second Brother Yu, who doesn’t get angry even once a year, did he react at all when Wang Xiaohong tried to provoke him?

No, he didn’t.

He just made a joke about Dong Yi and Second Brother Yu, and it made him angry. He said nothing was wrong, but Youngest Brother Yu didn’t believe it no matter what.

He tried it out, and he didn’t believe what they said!

The meal was a bit somber. Yu Minglang wasn’t a person without boundaries; once he figured it out, he wouldn’t say anything that would embarrass Second Brother and Dong Yi. Second Brother Yu and Dong Yi were both silent people, and Xiao Qian was still thinking about how to deal with this situation. So they ate their meal quietly.