Chapter 50: Boundless Scenery in the Wild

After he finished preparing the Flying Dragon meat, Chen B-Dog wrapped them up with the leaves. He then scooped out a mass of sticky mud directly from the hot spring.

“This natural hot spring has a moderate water temperature. Geographically it is close to Mount Changbai’s hot spring area, which is probably a branch of it. Everyone knows hot spring water contains weak alkaline chlorides, such as iodine, radium, strontium, fluorine, silicon, hydrogen sulfide composite types, and the high-quality minerals such as sodium sulfate types.”

“Amongst them, the hydrogen sulfide compound can help improve blood circulation of the skin and tissue nutrition while also killing bacteria and parasites. Hence, it has a therapeutic effect on skin diseases such as ringworm, scabies, chronic eczema, itching, and dermatitis.”

“The hot spring mud that I’ve selected is naturally the best choice.”

“Add some water to the mud to form sticky clay and apply it onto the whole bird until it is fully covered, making sure that it has been applied uniformly to form an elliptical shape. Subsequently, dig a pit under the fire and bury it in there, leaving 10 centimeters between the surface of the ball and the ground. The heat should not be too high to avoid uneven heating. When the fire has burned out and cooled naturally, dig out the chicken ball. The clay on its surface can easily be cracked open with a stone, which can then be peeled off with ease. After that, it will be ready to serve.”

The fire began to burn brightly, and even the stones on the surface were burnt hot.

While waiting, Chen B-Dog cooked another dish – Korean Honey-Roasted Rabbit on Slate Plate. He also stewed the Braised Wolf Thigh with Honey and Dried Fruit in the pot. He cut the meat into thin slices and placed them on the slate plate, which immediately sizzled and gave off smoke. The rich meaty aroma together with the fresh smell of honey were making B-Dog hungry. Even the tiger cubs stuck their heads out from the Tiger Leather Pouch and kept meowing.

“Tsk tsk, no doubt this is my most disliked session.”

“I just finished my meal but now I am hungry again. After watching Lord B-Dog’s show, I think I will gain at least 1.5 kilograms this winter.”

“Lord B-Dog really knows how to enjoy life. You’re even cooking Korean Barbecue in the mountains.”

“I shall go make myself an instant cup noodle. Chat later.”

“B*stard, how can you eat so luxuriously?”

“Quick, feed the tiger cubs. They are hungry.”

…

“It’s time to eat.” Chen B-Dog picked up a piece of meat with chopsticks and stuffed it into his mouth. He continued grilling while eating non-stop.

Upon swallowing the first piece of meat, Chen B-Dog’s eyes narrowed and he moaned with pleasure, “Delicious, delicious. I thought as much, the quality of the honey is very high. Mixing them together makes the dish tastes so fresh.”

“Lord B-Dog is climaxing!”

“I have that screenshot to add to Lord B-Dog’s captions.”

“Your acting is too fake. Damn, my stomach is growling.”

As for the tiger cubs, he added few drops of honey into the warm milk and mixed well.

This dinner was already considered the perfect enjoyment for the tiger cubs, which were almost starved to death previously. Looking at the way they extended their pink tongue and lapped the milk little by little, the female audience in the live broadcast room felt their hearts melt and happily sent out gifts and Bamboos.

After eating some grilled meat, the wolf thigh in the pot was almost done. He pushed aside the fire pile and dug out the clay ball underneath. Knocking the clay with the back of his knife, a seam was split open and when it was pulled further apart, rich white gas could be seen abruptly seething in the live broadcast.

As the rich white smoke wafted through the air, the audience seemed to visualize the delicious food already.

He pulled the Mud Roasted Flying Dragon Bird out from the clay easily. The moment he peeled the leaves open, the tender and fragrant Flying Dragon meat made it impossible for people to divert their gazes elsewhere. Chen B-Dog tossed the meat into the pot and his hunting knife flashed past.

The buzzing sound never stopped. All kinds of tasty spices rolled down from the belly of flying dragon bird into the pot.

The audience who remained reserved up till now could not stand it anymore. Such a mouthwatering scene, yet they couldn’t smell it or eat it. It was absolutely brutal.

“He-he-he… I am so sorry, my dearest audience friends.”

Chen B-Dog laughed wickedly and started to take off his clothes with his back facing the camera. At last, wearing only his underpants, he jumped into the hot spring. He took the pot over and let it float on the hot spring water.

He leaned on the warm stone relaxingly and started to taste the fine food while taking a soak in the hot spring.

The audience had felt that something wasn’t right when they saw his leery grin. And now, they were simply spurting blood on the screen.

“Bravo.”

“The coolest eating posture in history!”

“Lord B-Dog, why don’t you just go up to space, you can be side by side with Shenzhou 7.”

“I am speechless. Even my mum is kneeling before the screen while watching the live broadcast.”

“(Face with Tears of Joy emoji). Am I the only one looking at Lord B-Dog’s big chest? Do you dare show your eight packs, if you have them?”

“Perverted anchor, I have reported you.”

“Where is the room administrator? Someone is being horny. Please block him.”

“Anchor so-and-so is live broadcasting his meal in the bath to get a monthly income of more than one million.

Not all natural hot springs were ready for people to jump in directly to take a bath. Many underdeveloped hot springs were in temperatures above tens of degrees Celsius, with many of the outlets’ temperature reaching the boiling point. Jumping in hastily could get you cooked directly.

This hot spring was quite abundant in geothermal water reserves. The water had a moderate temperature and it was crystal clear. There was no foul smell of sulfur. You would not feel sticky when you took bath in it. It was quite special.

Unexpectedly, two completely distinct seasons (summer and winter) formed within a few meters of the hot spring. Within the geothermal area, you could see the scenery of a verdant valley with the murmurs of a brook. You would not feel too cold even if you lie on the geothermal rock. However, in just a few meters away, you would only see the withered trees and heavy snow.

Only Mother Nature could offer such a spectacle of contrasts.

It was a satisfying and pleasing dinner. He picked up a piece of meat and chewed it slowly, but he just could not stop, taking one bite after another. Especially when he cut open the Flying Dragon meat and various precious ingredients poured out from the stomach. With the colorful dried fruits and mushrooms mixed in it, it was really delicious. There was also the honey-stewed wolf meat in the pot, which had tasted a bit bland originally. But when complimented by such precious fine foods, it had developed a strong fragrance as well.

“This is so comfortable. At this deserted place, if you can still have full stomach every day that will be the biggest happiness. On top of that, I can even eat such delicious fine food. It must be because God knows I am too handsome, and he can’t bear to see me suffering. Hence this is a special reward for me.” Chen B-Dog sighed with feeling.

“(Vomit)”

“Lord B-Dog, please drop us a hint next time before you start acting cool.”

“A sudden giant attack, I almost vomited blood.”

“Feeling so envious. Even when staying at a five-star hotel, I did not get such great service.”

After the heavy snow, there was a sky full of stars, which was a very rare scene.

The golden full moon rode high in the sky, shedding soft light throughout the jungle, shrouding its water, animals, plants and mountains in mist.

A scenery like this. Beautiful. Gorgeous!

Chen B-Dog quieted down, accompanying over 6 million people in the live broadcast room, as they enjoyed the rare night scene together, which was impossible to see in the city. He had completely relaxed his mind, entering the mode of pure enjoyment.

Under the camera, his physical appearance was displayed much more clearly. His figure was slightly thin and he had a chiseled face. His body shape was rather well-proportioned; though he was not exactly the muscular type, his silhouette was perfectly smooth, full of elasticity and flexibility. Additionally, his skin had the perfect glow. Even though those kinds of lines and texture were from a human, but when combined, it easily reminded people of bronze sculptures.

It wasn’t even clear how many young ladies’ hearts were secretly moved.

The bath helped alleviate the fatigue that had accumulated over these few days. His skin was nourished and he felt relaxed. This was the best part of the hot spring. Besides, it had many invisible yet significant effects on various skin diseases, arthritis, and nerve, digestive and cardiovascular diseases.

Chen B-Dog put on his coat and smiled to the camera, “It is getting late and it is time to rest.”

“Sing a song, sing a song, sing a song, sing a song…”

All the pop-up comments appeared uniformly and made Chen B-Dog speechless for quite a while. These fellows just could not be spoiled for one bit; he was not a singing anchor but now he had to sing every day. “Please control yourselves. Don’t you get tired of listening to the same song every day? All right, I will bring you to visit other rooms and get the professional singing anchors to sing for you.”

This suggestion sounded good hence some of them revolted and started to send the pop-up comments, “B-Ke”, “Zhou B-Ke”…

Chen B-Dog expertly clicked into the room of Zhou B-Ke, bringing several millions of people with him and the room instantly exploded. The netizens were already flooding her live broadcast room with the pop-up comments: “Lord B-Dog’s army is coming to propose marriage.” This young lady was pretty hard working in broadcasting. She wasn’t like those who always blew others off, so it was not exactly clear how she got the nickname of “Zhou B-Blow” previously.

The little beauty seemed to have known that Chen B-Dog would come to visit her room. She quickly showed her smile and said, “Welcome Lord B-Dog. Thanks for your guidance yesterday. I have decided to hire a professional singing teacher to coach me on singing. Lord B-Dog, do you want to listen to a song? Just a moment please.”

Chen B-Dog quietly watched as she busied herself until he finished listening to one song. Then, he set a date with the audience to meet tomorrow morning. Finally, he switched off the live broadcast and ended this day that was full of twists and turns.